2006-06-29 23:09:08 · 9 answers · asked by chrstn 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Two eggs, two strips of bacon, and a slice of toast walk into a bar. So the bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve breakfast in here."
2006-06-29 23:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this one guy leaves his house in the morning he had $00 in his pocket he goes into a clock store and he buys a big big Grandfather;'s clock (beautiful!!) the guy tells him that he has to take it now or pay another $400 so the guy that bought the clock bear hugs the clock and walks out of the store no soon he get out the door a drunk comes along and collides with the guy and the grandfather clock falls on it's front with the guy landing on top of it smaching the heck out of the clock (parts all over the walk!) the guy jumps up fast! "You dumb shi*" why don't you watch out where your going? The drunk looks at the guy and saids why don't you wear a wrist watch like everyone else?
2006-06-30 06:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For all those men who say why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, heres a twist for you.
There are far more single women than there were 20 years ago, and why? Because the trends towards marriage are changing. Women have realised it's not worth buying a pig just to get some sausage
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
2006-06-30 06:15:40 · answer #3 · answered by smsgreaves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny was in class one day and the teacher was teaching the children about the sense of taste.
She picked Little Johnny to come up to the head of the class for a little experiment.
The teacher blind-folded Little Johnny and told him I'm going to put something in your mouth and without you seeing it you will tell me what it is by taste.
The teacher put a hershey kiss in his mouth as asked Little Johnny to tell her what it is.
Little Johnny said I can't tell.
The teacher said I will give you a hint. It's something your father wants from your mother before he goes to work in the morning.
Suddenly Little Suzie sitting in the back of the class yells "Spit it out Johnny it's a piece of AZZ."
2006-06-30 06:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A horse walks into a psychiatrist's office.. the doctor says, Hey, why the Long face?
2006-06-30 06:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new Pair of Boots ****
A young man bought a new pairs of boots of which he was very proud so he decided to go dancing and give them a try.
After dancing with one lady for a few minutes he said, "I bet you I can guess the color of your panties."
"O.K.", she replied, "what color do you think they are?"
"Blue", he replied.
"How did you know that?" she asked?
"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots", he said.
"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and tell me what color she has on".
After dancing a while the young man started rubbing he toes on his pant cuffs and started to dance again.
After a few minutes he ask the new lady, "What color panties do you have on, I can't seem to make them out."
To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."
With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good, for a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots
2006-06-30 06:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man was walking on (riding) a horse. suddenly he fell. Why? The horse ended.
A frog was standing alone on a lotus. Suddenly it yells: Hey you!. then it jumps in the water, quickly swims on another lotus and Yells: Who, me?
2006-06-30 06:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by stoica_szilard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar, the second one ducked!!
2006-06-30 06:42:49 · answer #8 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken ..cross the road?...because...chi(she) Can(Can)
..its not the joke thats funny...its my stupidness Lol
2006-06-30 06:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by sonnguyen4151 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋