2006-06-29 23:02:57 · 12 answers · asked by nhl 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Give me a call. I am a professional killer and would be happy to solve your 'problem' for the right fee.
my number is 555-KILL
2006-06-29 23:07:30 · answer #1 · answered by Wildhoney 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Terminator. Just fu cking dump them. Don't be stupid. And Fu ck you, I am so drawn to peaop[ple that ask stupid questions that it's a sick obsession. O Boo-Hoo, You want to dump someone. Fu cking dump them.
Actually this could be a more serious question, DO you mean kill tham, 'cause if that's what you mean, hit that back-alley bar that has the skanky waitress in her forties and the Eagles playing on the jukebox non-stop, there's bound to be an ex con that's hard on his luck there playing video poker. Make him an offer in the parking lot, he really can't refuse, he's living in his mother's basement. And the job will be done. And afterwords you might realize how smart and funny I am, click on my E-Mail name I'll probably send you one back, and I'm sorry about what I called you earlier.
P.S. Don't hit me up unless you are close to North Carolina (I go to Duke) and can deal with a cat who terminated his own chick (She moved to Hollywood, best of luck.)
2006-06-30 06:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by jimmyrm_25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AK 47
2006-06-30 06:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by Steaming emotions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe take a picture of him then put his/her picture on your dart board and start throwing darts and in no time I bet you will be good at hitting his/her nose in your sleep with a dart
2006-06-30 06:06:38 · answer #4 · answered by Paul G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dig a deep deep hole in his path. put spikes or a live tiger in bottom of said hole.
2006-06-30 06:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by oioithatscrazy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hire an assasin or buy a gun and do it yourself.
2006-06-30 06:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by pete 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them i hate u so dont ever come back.
2006-06-30 07:50:51 · answer #7 · answered by pOOhPhAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if that means leaving him say bye or smack him and then say bye
2006-06-30 06:09:03 · answer #8 · answered by jo f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say bye
2006-06-30 06:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you dont . just forget about them
2006-06-30 06:05:55 · answer #10 · answered by ashlynn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋