Why do drivers wearing hats drive like idiots?

Answer 1

Think you got that backwards.
Why do drivers that drive like idiots ware hats?

'cause they don't want anyone to recognize them?
'course there is the whole license plate problem.
is there mud on their plates?

The Chronicler

Answer 2

Not all drivers that wear hats drive like idiots, I drive an articulated truck delivering JCB,s I sometimes wear a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes, I can assure you that I do not drive like an idiot

Answer 3

Drivers who wear hats in cars are like hedgehogs except the pricks are on the inside

Answer 4

I reckon you're talking about the flat cap brigade, the Sunday drivers who would prefer to follow a slug rather than overtake it. I think their belief is that if they exceed 30mph their brains will go to the back of their heads and explode. They also enjoy the challenge of pulling away in 3rd gear, especially on steep inclines, I think its the only time that they actually redline it.

Answer 5

Do you mean like the old 'flat cap' drivers that drive BELOW the speed limit? Or

The ignorant young ones that wear caps and drive way OVER the speed limit?!

Answer 6

the bands of the hat squeeze on their heads and cause loss of oxygen to the brain. This in turn causes them to suddenly change lanes without indicating and to forget how long or why they are in the middle lane (this causes them to slow down to a steady 52 mph while they try to work it all out) lmao

Answer 7

LOL, to the above answer....and the correlation b/w hats and bad driving>>>>Well hadnt noticed that.

Answer 8

Baseball caps reduce your IQ by stopping your head breathing! Therfore, when driving with a baseball cap on, IQ reduces and you drive like an idiot!

Answer 9

its a special type of idiot hat........it alters the brains state and makes them drive off the wall

Answer 10

cos they wear hats