why does the chicken cross the road?

Answer 1

To boycott the KFC?

Answer 2

I have soo been waiting to see this question posted so I could put this down, I thought it was great, hope you like it too.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize
that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road
before it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What
we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

OPRAH:

Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which
is
why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the
chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of
life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive
across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.

COLIN POWELL:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

ANDERSON COOPER/CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I
had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain
truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side."
That's why they call it the "other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken
is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we
boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as
plain and simple as that!

GRANDPA:

In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening
to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.

ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road

BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2005, which will not only Cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your check book.
Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. The
Platform
is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \ ..... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definition of chicken?

AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

Answer 3

I asked it to cross the road.

Answer 4

How many roads must a chicken cross on,
Before someone calls it a 'fowl' ?!

Answer 5

Yet, another intellegent questioned asked by someone who apparently has nothing to do? You and the rest of the people who ask this question should make their own yahoo group.. two thumbs up!

Answer 6

Well it had to meet it's aunt who lives on the other side.

Answer 7

To get away from ignorant questions like this.

Answer 8

Because it wanted to reinvent itself

Answer 9

because it thought the grass was greener on the other side.

Answer 10

Because it can?

Suicidal tendencies?