How do you avoid the guilt of a Jewish mother?

Question

So my mother gives me a red and a blue sweater for Chrismaka. So I go upstair and try on the red sweater. As I'm coming downstairs to show her what a good boy I am for trying on her gift she says in a stereotypically Jewish high whining voice, "Whaz's wong with the blue one!" What did I do wrong? How could this have been avoid?

AmericanPatriot, hint, I'm not Jewish, but I do have a sister that recently converted.

Pizzaguy913 so far gave the best practical yet funny answer. Sadly though most people did not get this was a Joke. A friend of mine used to do this skit for us and it was absolutely hilarious. His impression of a guilt projecting Jewish mother became an instant classic. Guess you had to be there.

Answer 1

wear both at the same time that way you can just take ine off to show her you are wearing both.

Answer 2

It's couldn't have been. Tell her she's being silly, and what would you rather do?

After being saturated with that kind of thing I stopped feeling bad about anything they said unless I'd actually done something I thought was wrong. It's at the point that I make fun of them when they start angsting.

Use your moral compass, not theirs. They'll get over it.

Answer 3

Next time tell her you will try on both red one first though. Tell your mother to calm down!

Answer 4

See this site to understand that worrying about what others think of you, will give you a life of misery and suffering.

http://phifoundation.org/life.html

Answer 5

quit being jewish!!!