Help! My garden is infested with these darn gnomes. I've tried weeding them out, pesticides, and having my dog pee on them. Nothing stops them. Any ideas how to get rid of them?
P.S. What about the pink flamingos in my neighbor's front yard? Can I kill two birds with one stone?
2006-06-29 18:16:01 · 23 answers · asked by Jimmy 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
To "whitetrashwithmoney": what sort of firearm do you recommend? Which is more effective: birdshot or buckshot?
2006-06-29 18:23:49 · update #1
Make friends with the Gnomes. Their magick will help your garden grow.
As for the Pink Flamingos - Hollywood is making a remake of "Miami Vice" - you can always send the flamingos there to be in the movie.
LOL !!!
Have a lovely rest of the evening.
2006-06-29 18:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You run out there and grab the gnomes by their legs, and then you start going around and around in circles, making the gnome really dizzy and then you release them and watch them go flying. They won't be back. As for the flamingos, if you throw a gnome at them, they might attack the gnomes, and then leave once they realize they are getting bombed with gnomes.
2006-06-30 07:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by daredevil_girl013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you want to go the humane route you can report them to www.freethegnomes.com, they will alert the proper authorities and a rescue will be scheduled. If you want to take out the flamingos as well, I would recommend troll bait. Trolls are definitely the enemy of gnomes and pink flamingos would be a tasty meal I'm sure they could not refuse. There is no control for trolls other than sunlight, but you might want to keep one if it shows up. Just keep a herd of sheep or goat for it's meals so it doesn't get hungry, a hungry troll is a VERY bad thing. Thanks for making me smile today!
2006-06-30 09:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by bookworm mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toss the gnomes over the fence at the flamingos. Underhand of course, that way the flamingos get knocked over. That way, your neighbor has a mess to clean up.
2006-06-30 09:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by dragonmomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Build a little house for the Fairies to live in...they will chase the Gnomes away...Paint the pink flamingos Green...LOL
2006-06-30 02:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by magick_tina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give them to me , I run a shelter for homeless and unkept gnomes."Kitty's Home for the unwashed Gnome" The flamingo shoot it, make jerky
2006-06-30 01:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by mssskittyy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats easy..hire gnomenappers..they usually appear about 4:30 A.M.,bumping into each other and trying not to laugh..they are usually long_haired and of dishevelled appearance.If,also you want some payback hire the nappers to place the victims in compromising positions. That usually shuts up any comeback.Good luck in your glorious fight against these painted,evil anti_christs.
2006-06-30 02:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bribe them to move to the yard with the flamingos.
2006-06-30 08:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by two of Pentacles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the Gnomes alone... Don't you know they are keeping down th Snipe population in your garden!!!!!
2006-06-30 08:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by dragonlady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave out a shallow saucer filled with beer. then run over the druken gnomes with a lawnmower.
2006-06-30 01:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋