My tongue is swollen and blistering. My face is all red. What should I do?

Question

I was bored earlier today and started to lick the backs of the frogs in my backyard.

I was told it would get you high. well im not high im just swollen up. What Can I do. I dont like doctors

I know someone will ask this so the answer is: I licked probably like 10 or 12 frogs backs

Answer 1

i think this is the appropriate time for you to pose for your playboy shots. maye if you get some of the pee shots they would sell for the lower level magazines too. hope you get better soon.

Answer 2

Real bright, I'm shocked your picture totally deceived me! Damn, i was sure you were a Harvard grad. First of all the TOADS u r thinking of are found in south and central America, and it's a fungus that seeps out through their foreheads!!!! Frogs will give u warts as well as bacteria, as there backs do not release the fungus the TOAD does..Frogs hang out on each others back therefore you licked off whatever bacteria it was carrying on his back as well as his buddies underbelly ****. Next time take a flight out to the right area, find the right toad, poison dart toad preferably, and lick his forehead. But u know what, i don't think that's why you're face blew up, i think your guy friend that threw up in your mouth earlier was sucking on something as well, maybe not a frog but i think the direct hit of VOMIT IN YOUR MOUTH did it,however I'm sure the poor frogs didn't help..You know those 10 or 13 frogs are probably back on their lily pad calling an urgent meeting about the beast with the long eyebrow who licked them and they are probably all forming a line to get a shot worrying what the heck u may have given them!!! leave the poor frogs alone!!!

Answer 3

Sorry, but it sounds like you are having an allergic reaction. And from the way it sounds you are headed for a severe, but slow acting, further reaction. You need to see a doctor NOW. The next thing that may happen is your tongue swells further making it impossible to breathe. I've been there--but not via the frog route--and it's scary not to be able to breathe.

And in the future, don't lick any more frogs. But feel free to kiss the toady guy you think might be your prince.

Answer 4

You copied that from a Simpsons episode where Homer gets high by licking the back of some very poisonous frogs. Besides, these kind of frogs usually reside on rainforests. Where are you exactly located?

I think you're just full of bs, and that picture of yours is fake. Log off and do something more constructive (rolls her eyes).

Answer 5

the frog you are referring to is in the rain forest as far as I'm aware so unless you live there consult a doctor try not licking anymore frogs in the future it probably came out of a dirt infested swamp if your tongue swells further you may choke in your sleep
some peoples stupidity defies belief maybe you should have asked which frogs to lick first lol

Answer 6

Go back and lick 13 more frogs.Everyone knows it takes 25 licks to get a good buzz.

Answer 7

Start shopping for coffins. Those frogs you licked are poisonous. You have about 48 hours left.

Answer 8

Go tto he E.R! Some of that is posionous! That's why some animals stay away from certain species of frogs. Log off and get to a hospital!

Answer 9

call a doctor. if you dont like doctors then dont do STUPID things like trying to get HIGH, cuz some things will put ya in the hospital and/or kill you. are you sure you werent already HIGH when you licked the frog? duhhh... my guess is you were
SEE WHAT DRUGS DO THE MIND CHILDREN!!!

Answer 10

Its a utilitarian argument... How often do the horrible side effects happen vs the potential good done to the remaining group For instance, if this antifungal's side effects happen in 1 out of 1000 cases, is the 999 cases of cured athletes foot worth the 1 case of death (or awful, but temporary, side effects

Answer 11

May I ask why you licked those frogs? Were you searching for the Frog Prince, Little Princess? Tisk, tisk, tisk!