some dirty, good for nothing low-life just broke into my house and killed me.
not only that, but after doing so he set fire to my computer so i can't go on the internet any more
any advice?
2006-06-29 14:17:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hit the F button to respawn
2006-06-29 14:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by vern2618 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Search around and see if Elvis really is dead. Take up a hobby as you've got a lot of time on your hands now. Be careful of white lights as no-one's really sure what happens next (fluroescent tubing should be o.k.). Hire yourself out to movie makers as an expert and help them make more realistic depictions of the afterlife. Grow some wings, a horn or two, be born again or merge with the universe... buy a new computer and better locks...
2006-06-29 14:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by dignifiedcollapse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you in Heaven or in Hell? If you are in Heaven, thank the killer. If you are in Hell, blame yourself.
In the Beginning God created heavens and earth.
God gives you air to breathe and sunshine to enjoy.
God gives you water to drink and food to eat.
God gives you a wonderful body and sound mind, to live.
God loves you, and you are precious to Him.
Son of God died on the Cross to save us from condemnation.
Jesus’ love is boundless and everlasting.
We have the hope of Heaven through Jesus.
Life therefore has fantastic and glorious future!
2006-06-29 14:23:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit haunting Yahoo Answers fool!
2006-06-30 00:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by <<+ AND +>> 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How disgraceful. Poor you. Those young ruffians these days. You can't even die in peace, let alone be murdered.
I suggest you go o cloud 9999999999 for lessons in how to haunt the man/woman/beast who killed you and say hello to the lecturer for me.
2006-06-29 22:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by zara c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe we think your insane; due if you were really dead you wouldn't be writing this unless its your ghost. Or possibly if your computer has been put on fire, you should either file a report to the police, or contact your insurance company.
2006-06-29 14:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by Stay-funny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know, a similar thing happened to me this morning! I woke up to find someone had poured coke all over my computer and chained me to the bed. I still haven't been able to get up and see to the damage!
2006-06-29 22:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since apparently you can still move around or something like that. Go get revenge. But I can't tell you how. I'm not violent.
=)
2006-06-29 14:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by KABOOM.=) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CALL 9-1-1
2006-06-29 14:21:25 · answer #9 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you had a nice life because the after life is fake
2006-06-29 14:24:33 · answer #10 · answered by Black Atheist 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well first...try to find god, the best place to look would proabably be heaven. Then umm...stay there...they have internet so fast you could say it was...godly or like heavenly or something...
2006-06-29 14:23:20 · answer #11 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋