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When I was about 5 I begged and pleaded with my uncle to drive his go-cart around in this parking lot. I told him that I knew I could handle it.. He said this is the gas and this is the brake. Do not hit them at the same time. First thing I do (with my cousin Brian hanging on the side) is jam them as hard and as far as I can go. Now the thing is JAMMING around the parking lot at full speed with no ability to stop. My grandpa stood in front of me for a second with his hands out like he could magically make me stop. Totally hilarious. My poor cousin Brian's knee was totally bouncing on the ground so he tore the heck out of his new courderoy pants and tore up his knee. My sister described the sound of my voice as AAAAAAAAaaaa hhhhh.. As I got further away I sounded less loud. I almost hit a telephone pole.. Finally I stalled it out in this field with melons in it..
Sheesh... what a goof. I'm amazed that I didn't take my poor grandfather out.

2006-06-29 13:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ms_E_Bunny 3 · 1 0

Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.

2006-07-01 03:15:38 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 1 0

When a teenager, after a night out drinking, I woke up standing in the threshold of my mother's bedroom taking a wiz with my mom yelling at me to quit...pretty embarassing.

2006-06-29 20:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

i picked my nose on a recording of a song that my choral class did

2006-06-29 20:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by Brianna M 1 · 0 0

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