What IS THE MEANING OF Life?

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Answer 1

WARNING: THE ALIENS MIGHT VISIT YOU TO ERASE YOUR MEMORY IF YOU READ THIS.

Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way Earth does, do you?
No! One species, one planet!
Most of the races of Earth are descended from alien races.
There is a planet of deer, a planet of Asians, and so on!
The Joozians put them all together on Earth in order to create drama from racial tension from their unnatural cohabitation of the planet and the whole universe tunes in to watch the fun!
Asians, bears, ducks, Jews, deer, and Hispanics, all trying to live side by side on one planet! It's great!

The purpose of our lives as humans is to entertain the life forms on other planets through the reality television show that they know as EARTH.

After 100 episodes, the only reason that the show was not cancelled, the planet of earth not demolished, the sun not turned off, and we are still alive is because I blackmailed the Joozians who produce the show with some dirty pictures that Kenny took of them while they were high on glach.
Now, look behind you.



















This was revealed to me in
South Park, 100th episode, Season 7 - Episode 4 - Cancelled.

Answer 2

There are people who simply drift along, searching for somewhere they belong to in this world. Looking for a place to call their own, they want to know where they stand in life. Years go by, but the answers might still be unknown to them, even til their very last breath on their deathbeds. Maybe that's what this journey called life is all about.

But living life is never a waste. When we have somebody to love and something to hope for, we learn to embrace the true beauty of life. Cherish every moment of your life because once it's gone, it will never come back. Sometimes you miss it so badly that it hurts inside.

Life is not a rehearsal; we only live once. When we do not cherish the opportunities we haf, they slip away into the shadows and wld most probably never knock on our door again. We only regret and reflect after disasters haf struck. We feel regretful over stuff that we could have done better or wat we did not do at all. However, it is no use crying over split milk. Sometimes, endings can signify a new beginning...

Answer 3

Oh please, really. How many times are we going to read this same question. Do you expect to find it here? Really that is up to you to find out for yourself. It is your journey and your life ...

My response is there is no meaning but I am sure that this is not a satisfactory response. Life is not real, it is just a dream. We are not really important but rather just parasites feeding of the planet and doing nothing but eating, drinking, sleeping and being born and then dieing. All the stuff in between is your trip - be nice and honest and kind. Don't let people hurt you.Help when you can.

Spread kindness, all the rest is a joke.

Answer 4

Family

Answer 5

42

Answer 6

42

Answer 7

42

Answer 8

it is when
one day a baby is born and goes thru years of hardship and joy.
some more joys than hardship, some more pain than joys.
then after everything the poor thing did, death comes anyway.everything he had accomplished or not, goes puff.
The people he made happy will have something in their lives that might be good.
and it just goes on and on.
that is all there is to it
Be born, do your best and count on it ...will end one day..sooner or later.As i heard it once before... no matter how long you live , it is still short. life is a struggle to be happy.

Answer 9

the meaning of life is to ask silly questions like "wats tha meaning of life" so much that u forget about havin ne fun and eventually die.thanx 4 tha 2 pts!

Answer 10

The meaning of life is whatever you choose to make yours to be.