why don't the southern states cede from the union already?

Answer 1

Because they'd go broke without all the Blue states providing most of the tax money.

Answer 2

They tried but the got their butts handed to them by the Yankees. Man that has to be embarassing to be driving a big truck in the South and with a wad of Tabacci in your cheek and to know that some yuppie from New York Grandfather kicked your Grandfathers behind all the way back to Mobile.

Answer 3

I'm ready. Let's do it.

Don't get me wrong, I love this country. But the left is taking over. We can't have prayer in schools, we can't post the Ten Commandments, can't fly a rebel flag. Can't hardly say two words without offending some one.

What about rednecks rights??? Who's gonna fight for MY right to be a red neck?

Answer 4

I'll draft up the Declaration of Independence!

What a wonderful world it would be! The only problem would be all of the Illegal Immigrants (i.e. all of the Northerners who have crossed our border over the last twenty years to escape crime, high taxes, and failed schools).

Answer 5

Why would they do that? Most southerners are actually pretty cool. I'd much more like to see California secede.

Answer 6

Texas would be the only one as it joined by treaty instead of annexation. I don't know how the rest of the states would make it without us.

Answer 7

First of all, the word is "secede". Second, looking in my history book, I think they tried that once before, and it didn't work out too well.

Answer 8

Ah fellas? Didn't they try this once already like back in the 1860's. It didn't go off too well.

Answer 9

I've been asking that myself for years. I'm so sick and tired of the liberal northern BLUE states whining.

Answer 10

They should, but they are full of northerners now, and it would not work as well as it once would have. Besides, slavery is out of style.