I mean its always the same you get stuck behind 5 people who appear to be using the bloody thing for the first time. Even after they have finally got their money and receipt and card back they still stand there looking at the bloody thing like its going to give them something else. Please tell me subtle ways to get the line moving faster!!
2006-06-29 11:46:31 · 18 answers · asked by blackstuffman2000 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
Sing the Ompa loompa song from Willie Wonka and ask them if they would like to come see your factory ... I doubt many folks would turn their back on you after that.
2006-06-29 12:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 4⤋
Oh you poor diddums. How dare they do that to you! LOL.
People lack patience nowadays and that's the most irritating thing in this world. Maybe I'll stand behind you at a cash machine annoyingly as you are checking your money/balance whatever. Don't you have anything better to worry about you loser?!
2006-06-29 11:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only way to shorten the line in front of you is for me to stand in the line next to it. That line will immediately become the slowest.
2006-06-29 12:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Delora Gloria 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a big grin on face, llaugh to yourself often then burst out with a random word whilst shaking your head and looking at the floor, be a classic nut, they soon scarper
2006-06-29 12:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mace!!! works a treat - otherwise shout "Osama Bin Ladin is God!!" - Not sure what you'll do after being jumped on by about 30 cops though... ;) grin...
2006-06-29 12:28:48 · answer #5 · answered by want_to_explore_life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scratch and complain about mites or sniff and cough lots mumbling to yourself about how you're bloody wife/sister/brother must have given you the flu.
2006-06-29 11:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Crash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cough and splutter lots and then tell the people in front about how you may have an incurable disease. That'll get them moving.
2006-06-29 11:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jen B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PEOPLE TO HURRY-UP ON THAT ISSUE..ALOT OF THEM ARE CHECKING THEIR RECEIPT,OR COUNTING THEIR MONEY..IF YOU WERE TO GET ROBBED AT ONE OF TH OSES MACHINES PR IT DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT AMOUNT I THINK YOU WOULD BE A LITTLE SLOWER THERE TO LIKE THE REST OF US
2006-06-29 11:52:25 · answer #8 · answered by whitewolf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cant , simple as that you just have to wait patiently like the rest of us and bite your tounge,funny how it always happens when youre in a hurry too.
2006-06-29 12:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find another cash machine you moaning git! lol
2006-06-29 22:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by lizarddd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sing loudly and off key.
Talk to yourself...about yourself.
Hit yourself on the head and say "No No..I don't want to talk to you. Go away"
2006-06-29 11:50:31 · answer #11 · answered by Kaia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋