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2006-06-29 10:08:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Television

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Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind!

2006-06-29 10:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

YOU KILLED KENNY!

I don't watch South Park but I know that line.

2006-07-05 13:07:17 · answer #2 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 0 0

cartman says "Es ist Zeit für Rache"
Citizens reply "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten"

2006-06-30 08:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by GrotesqueNN 4 · 0 0

Timmy livin large(i think thats what he says) or you killed kenny you b_______

2006-06-29 17:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by LOSER 2 · 0 0

Follow your dreams.
You can reach your goals, I'm living proof
Beefcake. BEEFCAAAAKE !

2006-06-29 17:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by virgo77 4 · 0 0

marrajewanna's bad, mm-kay?

2006-07-04 14:41:13 · answer #6 · answered by koby 2 · 0 0

Oh my got they killed kenny!
shut up you fat ***!

2006-06-29 20:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Respect my authoritay!!!

2006-06-29 17:17:07 · answer #8 · answered by TinaBobina 2 · 0 0

"You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks."

2006-06-29 17:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mel Bo 3 · 0 0

" ITS COMIN RIGHT US!!" *bang*

2006-06-29 17:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by spcwright2002 3 · 0 0

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