Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind!
2006-06-29 10:13:49
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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YOU KILLED KENNY!
I don't watch South Park but I know that line.
2006-07-05 13:07:17
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answer #2
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answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4
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cartman says "Es ist Zeit für Rache"
Citizens reply "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten"
2006-06-30 08:37:49
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answer #3
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answered by GrotesqueNN 4
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Timmy livin large(i think thats what he says) or you killed kenny you b_______
2006-06-29 17:18:59
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answer #4
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answered by LOSER 2
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Follow your dreams.
You can reach your goals, I'm living proof
Beefcake. BEEFCAAAAKE !
2006-06-29 17:11:27
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answer #5
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answered by virgo77 4
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marrajewanna's bad, mm-kay?
2006-07-04 14:41:13
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answer #6
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answered by koby 2
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Oh my got they killed kenny!
shut up you fat ***!
2006-06-29 20:14:03
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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Respect my authoritay!!!
2006-06-29 17:17:07
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answer #8
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answered by TinaBobina 2
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"You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks."
2006-06-29 17:11:33
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answer #9
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answered by Mel Bo 3
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" ITS COMIN RIGHT US!!" *bang*
2006-06-29 17:11:50
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answered by spcwright2002 3
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