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my freshman year in college, I had just eaten some of the cafetiria food, and I guess I was allergic to it or something. So then I'm going back to the dorm right? and I throw up all over this totally hot guy, who I found out reallly liked me... and was going to ask me out... but not any more = (

2006-06-29 10:09:40 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely 3 · 0 2

Sitting at Sunday dinner after church and having someone point out that the blouse I'd worn that day still had a Salvation Army tag on the collar!

2006-06-29 17:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Singlemomof10 4 · 0 0

It's not the most embarrassing but....I was talking to one of my husband's grad profs. at dinner (mind you it was the first time I'd ever met her) and I was telling her about the guy who lives one building over and who happens to have 2 wiener dogs...I said, "Yeah, the guy with the two wieners next door!". Needless to say I had to explain myself! Luckily she and her boyfriend were young and cool and laughed it off but it still makes for a funny story and I've yet to live it down!

2006-06-29 17:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by msdifranco2003 3 · 0 0

I was drunk in Deep Elum with a big group of friends and flashed my chest at 3 Dallas Cops and THANKFULLY did not get arrested. I had no earthly idea that had happened until I woke up the next morning and got asked where my cuffs were? I said WTF!!! They told me I turned to the cops coming out of a club and said " you wanna see some titty??!!?? flashed them , laughed my *** off then kept walkin. I was so embarrassed cause I would NEVER do that sober!!!

2006-06-29 17:14:24 · answer #4 · answered by Bo 4 · 0 0

I had done the laundry and a pair of my sexy thongs were stuck in the leg of a pair of capri shorts I was wearing and fell out on to my shoe while I was walking. I looked down to see what it was I was kicking and they were the thongs(brand spanking new ones at that)Mind you I was in the Walmart in front of God and everybody. I kept walking like they were not mine.Damn I miss those thongs :(

2006-06-29 17:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by heavenly28001 3 · 0 0

I was once in the grocery store and went up to some lady wearing the same coat as she was wearing and I said, "Mom, I did a bad job of wiping my butt can you come help me?". She wasn't even understanding. Ahh!

2006-06-29 17:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My most embarassing moment was when someone walked into me and my boyfriend making love in the living room.

2006-06-29 17:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by beezebee25 3 · 0 0

There was this one night I went out with jessica her fiance and my ex. i was currently trying to "get back toghether" with my ex SO i looked as good as possible. But MY BAD I didnt notice that my jeans had ripped in the back where the pocket was. Jessica noticed and i begged her not to say anything. Instead of doing that she proceeded to tell my ex that i had "alittle accident in my pants" WOW. I was so red i thought i was spit out fire. she made it sound SO BAD. very embarrassing...

2006-06-29 17:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0 0

My mom and my priest walked into my room while I was jerking off a 72-year old man on my floor.

2006-06-29 17:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by neverbathe 1 · 0 0

having my mom help out on a school trip like 3 years ago... *sob*

2006-06-29 17:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by imnottellingmyname 2 · 0 0

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