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So I was seeing this guy right. He was ok at first but then turned Neocon on me. So as his new Neocon ideals grew stronger and harder, his performance in the bedroom area, umm.. how can I put this...went sorta limp. SO I dumped him for a hot Liberal dude. Now this poor Neocon calls everyday saying he'd kill himself if I don't go back with him. At first I tried to be nice saying it's not him it was me and stuff. But his persistence is getting to be freakin annoying. What should I Do? I wonder.

2006-06-29 09:52:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

This ones for the LIBERAL DUDES ONLY! Why are the Neocons answering this question? Can't read?

2006-06-29 10:02:23 · update #1

17 answers

Well,


You need to speak to him in his language,
meaning repugaspeak.

Tell him you just discovered your parents are illegal immgrants, and that your like Fez on that 70's show.

Tell him you've gone black, and your never coming back.

Tell him you have want him to see a doctor, and tell him doctor Kavorkian has very resonable rates.

If that doesn't work tell him you'll call the cops, get a restraing order and of course go loreana bobbit on his ***.

good luck.

2006-06-29 10:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 3 3

Frankly the guy is soundling like a bit of a headcase. I mean if he wants to change his political views I guess that's his business. You can accept the change or not. But this guy doesn't seem to know exactly what he is, or wants. Anyway, you dated him for a time and it didn't work out. Such is life.

So now he's trying to get back and says he will kill himself? You have NOTHING to do with whether or not he kills himself. He's trying to manipulate you. Beyond that, if he's making you uncomfortable you need to tell him in no uncertain terms that you don't want him around anymore/don't want to hear from him. It THAT doesn't work you may need to look into a restraining order. This guy may be a stalker. Good luck, and good luck with your hot liberal dude.

2006-06-29 17:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by danl747 5 · 0 0

YOU should give me a try baby i am all the liberal you need . I am working on this new move in bed called the neocon piledriver, ooooooohhhhhhhhh it feels so good. after we get done we could watch the daily show together or maybe bill maher. but i couldnt imagine a conservative making love to anything except maybe a big pile of money

2006-06-29 16:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

If a guy is stupid enough to try to threaten a chick by sayin he'll kill himself, just because he can't keep it up,is an idiot. Just let him know what the problem is and he should be okay.

2006-06-29 16:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Carl S 1 · 0 0

Ask the question in singles & dating category.

But if I were you, I'd ask myself which one has the better job, makes more money, has the opportunity to advance and the ability to be a good father and raise a family.

2006-06-29 16:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by therandman 5 · 0 0

After reading your other Question s , I would say you just have a vendetta against conservatives. How sad!
What happened to the husband taking you to Maui ?

2006-06-29 17:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by James A 4 · 0 0

Im not a liberal dude, but I'd definately stay away from him. Anyone that obsessive is scary!!

2006-06-29 16:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by **sumluv** 2 · 0 0

Your question has nothing to do with the area you posted it. Take your little s l u t self into the relationship section.

2006-06-29 16:56:36 · answer #8 · answered by mikis1967 3 · 0 0

Get caller ID and don't speak to him. Surely he'll find a little Neoconette who doesn't mind his performance and size problem.

Good move on your part, BTW.

2006-06-29 16:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 0 0

Hey, your ex's name isn't Mr Truth is it?

Get your nice big liberal boyfriend to confront your ex, and tell him he is no longer a part of your life and to buzz off.

Hopefully, he won't want his booty kicked and will leave you in peace.

2006-06-29 16:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by NightShade 3 · 0 0

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