my parents went out for a week and me and my friends burned the houde down cause we were drunk then we tryed to build it back and we had no tools so we used paper and glued tohether on the friday so it wouldnt blow then they walked in and it tore apart i will never do it agian
2006-06-29 12:32:56
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answered by jj is a cooll girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2
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Let's see,there was this timew when I managed a restaurant.
I had this employee who was not to brite.
not hygenic,the boss wanted him gone.
I convinced him that if he didn't do his work right cause I literally had to send him back three times to do a simple job.
that I could use a bullwhip on him,all night I would walk up behind him.
and make a whipping sound, at the end of the night I got everyone around him.
they were all in on it, and I told him remember when earlier,I told you what I could do to you .
He said yes, I turned to him and said "I lied."
and for some reason he never came back.
it was very cruel and very unfair of me, but when the boss say's it is you or them and I was just married.
you get the picture.
and no I wouldn't do it again.
2006-06-29 17:07:18
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answered by chuckleslovesjesus 3
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I was sitting in a bar when this real loud mouthed guy walks in with his side kick. It was when cell phones were the size of ghetto blasters. This guy was really playing big shot, he had a carpet cleaning business. He was rude to the bartender and bragging about his cell phone. I asked the bartender to get on of his cards and she did. I got the number off of it and called it from the bar phone just 4 seats down from the big mouth. I asked if he could clean the carpets of half the Scottish rites cathedral in two hours and wow did he get pumped up. He called his crew and bought 4 cases of beer. Just before he walked out, I called him again and said I have two floors rented in the same place. Damn he was really noisey and important then. Drunker than hell, he drives across town to this place with cew and beer in hand and had a dramatic argument with the care taker of the property...I LAUGHED MY *** OFF.
2006-06-29 16:25:27
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answered by listenup_pinhead 2
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I used to work as a customer service rep in a health insurance company. One day the bosses were gone - I talked the other girls into answering the phone lines like people were calling a 900 number. Well, the chiropractors liked it anyways.
2006-06-29 16:27:13
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answered by ? 5
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I stole my friends truck when he was out of town for the weekend. He left his keys in his house, so I went up to his room and stole the key. I drove it all weekend, then called him up while I was at ACE Hardware making copies of his key. I let him know that I was using his truck and there wasnt a damn thing he could do about it. When he got back he had to catch a ride to my house to pick up his truck. I left him with no gas. I still have a copy of his key and I move his truck on him from time to time (example, I'll move it in the school parking lot).
2006-06-29 16:25:17
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answered by mrflawless 3
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when i had my cell phone in the bathroom and when someone went to use it i would call the phone and the ringtone would be me saying crazy stuff like i am calling for help and that person would get so scared, they would come running out the bathroom with their pants down to their knees crying like a little punk.
2006-06-29 16:28:13
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answered by reeree 1
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I was drinking some crystal light, and some of the drink mix got on my hand. It looked like blood. I showed it to my aunt and said "aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!I'm bleeding!!" but after she got all scared, I told her I was just kidding. LOL
2006-06-29 16:23:47
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answered by Nick 2
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Stealing someone's lunch and then give the juice to a little child. Leave him the sandwich and eat his chips. After eating the chips... filled rocks in it and then gave it back to him.
2006-06-29 16:21:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I put my high school up for sale in the local paper, and gave the head deans direct number as the contact person.
That did not go over well. :)
2006-06-29 16:20:45
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answered by Jay M 1
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I knelt down in the middle of the college cafeteria and asked my friend if she would "carry me" for months she got asked if she said yes and when the date was.
2006-06-29 16:21:12
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answered by Out $1000 3
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