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You know-thoses one line smarta** jokes that can have you laughing for hours and you'll repeat them over and over again. What is your favorite one liner, what movie was it in, and what actor said it.

2006-06-29 09:03:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Movies

My favorite is also Fletch-except the funniest one liner is when the doctor is doing a rectal examine and Chevy Chase asks "So, have you ever served time doctor?"

2006-06-29 09:15:41 · update #1

7 answers

tom hanks in castaway: "oh nooo,Wilson!!!!!!" he yells after his volleyball generic friend whom he ditched in the ocean,then decides it was cruel and he's sorry.so he decides to recue poor wilson.

tom hanks as the naively confused viktor navorski in the terminal:"...but i leave any day now."

john travolta in face off:"Lies,deception,mixed messages...this is turning into a real marriage."

2006-06-29 14:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by bumblebee_chola 4 · 1 1

--I have several:

Chevy Chase has multiple ones in the movie Fletch. My favorite has hims knocking on a door when the women answers in a shower towel. "Pardon me, I just hit a water buffalo, can I borrow that."

George Hamilton in Love at First Bite as Dracula is playing piano with the wolves howling in the background annoyingly. "Children of the Night! Shut up!"

2006-06-29 09:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by raiderking69 5 · 0 0

HANDS DOWN Rodney Dangerfield
Caddyshack
Easy Money
Back to School

His delivery is priceless in all 3 films, watch all if u haven't seen them u won't be disappionted

2006-06-29 09:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by Otis Driftwood & his loving fam 1 · 0 0

"Shut your pie hole and step off b*tch!"....Meet the Parents/Ben Stiller
"Shut your pie hole wench!"..Black Sheep/Gary Busey
"Tutti F***"in fruity"...The Devils Rejects/Sid Haig aka Capt. Spaulding
"What we have here is a failure to communicate"...Cool Hand Luke/>?
"Is that hair gel?"...Something About Mary/Cameron Diaz
"Ya moron!".."Ya Putz!"...Grumpy Old Men/W.Mathau..J.Lemmon

2006-06-29 09:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0 0

'I picked a bad day to quit sniffin glue" Lloyd Bridges in airplane.

2006-06-29 09:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ill be back -- terminator

do ya feel lucky punk -- dirty harry

2006-07-05 18:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by lodeemae 5 · 0 0

tombstone-doc holliday-"I'M YOUR HUCKLEBERRY"

2006-06-30 07:09:22 · answer #7 · answered by lou 7 · 0 0

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