2006-06-29 08:52:43 · 12 answers · asked by ky619 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
My mate took a load of mushies a few years ago.
He got his kit off and did six laps of a roundabout at 6 oclock in the evening riding on the back of his imaginary swan.
Haven't laughed so much in years. Pure mental it was.
But remember - don't do drugs kids...
2006-06-29 09:19:24 · answer #1 · answered by KT 1 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Oh, dear. I really don't believe that lamb will ever be silent, nor that hookah smoking caterpillar, and that darned white rabbit tells me Alice is having a romp with Little Bo Peep, and the cat and the fiddle have Mary in the middle, and hey diddle diddle the cow just jumped over the moon and Old MacDonald had some sheep and ooh, I'm the big bad wolf and I'm going to huff and I'll puff and then put that hookah down and give that caterpillar some of my shrooms ...
2006-06-30 18:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by go away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because mushrooms grow in woods in damp areas under the shelter of trees. NOT where cows and sheep graze.
Did you know, you will never see a rabbit in a field of cows? Strange, but true. No one knows why, but it is a fact.
2006-06-29 08:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by super_star 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen dogs eat mushrooms and get zonked. Cows and sheep are so dumb I don't think they know the difference.
2006-06-29 08:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by Zack J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The drugs go straight to the milk. If you want to see a cow get f**ed up, feed it fermented apples.
2006-06-29 08:58:36 · answer #5 · answered by presidentofallantarctica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whatever you do, son -- don't sell that cow!"
(Joke punchline. Joke setup was Mother's nightly glass of milk secretively laced with bourbon. Joke told in movie Bonnie and Clyde.)
Who says it doesn't?
May result in cases of "Temporarily Mad Cow"...??
Moo-hoo!!!
Wer-sheep, ur, sheep in wolf's clothes...???
Baa-baa-baad to the bone!!
2006-06-29 09:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cow has a very unique digestive system.
2006-06-29 08:58:02 · answer #7 · answered by juggalohomie6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you think cows etc. are so laid back? They are all off their heads!
2006-06-29 08:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course they get f..ked on it how else would they stay in a field chewing grass and spraying milk at anyone who wants it.
2006-06-29 12:40:28 · answer #9 · answered by moomoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they dont eat mushrooms, they prefer to get drunk eating grass etc
2006-06-29 09:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by robynbiker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋