It doesn't matter if it is from a romance or comedy, what do you think the best line ever said in a fillm was and why? It could be a sad goodbye or a great one-liner.
2006-06-29 08:46:52 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Go ahead, Make my day.
2006-06-29 08:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by home improvement at its best 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I have a hand foul for you.
Well this is a nether fine mess you have goten me in to. Laural and Hardy.
Do you have a dead cat in there? F@ck you @$$hole.Turmenater.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning----smells like victory.Apocalypse now.
Waite tell they get a lode of me. The Joker.
Where dos he get those wonderful toy's.The Joker.
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?The Joker.
Go to hell bettch.Alain 2.
Are we awake?Are we black?Yes.Then we are awake.Blazing Saddle's.
Telegram for Mongo.Blazing Saddle's.
Don't move or the Niger gets it.(the black sheriff is holding a gun to hi's own head)Blazing Saddle's.
What a rush.Freddy Kruger.
1-2 Freddy's comen for you.
3-4 You beater lock your dour.
5-6 Grab your crucifix.
7-8 Don't stay up late.
9-10 If you sleep he'll get you then.
My dog ate my stash,I had to follow him around my Yard for a week.Cheech and Chong.
This most be the good stuff,it's turning blue.Cheech and Chong.
I'm on a mission for God Blues Brother's.
Kenny hi's dead! They kiled Kenny! Theo's bastard's.South Park.
2006-06-29 09:54:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Jaws
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat
From Sixth Sense
I see Dead people
A Christman Story
You'll shoot your eye out
It's a Wonderful Life
Everytime a bell rings an Angel get's it's wings
The Shining
Heeeere's Johnny
I love one liners
2006-07-04 08:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by blndbimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is from the movie Porkey's Sorry it's so long but it's the funniest scene I have ever seen in a movie
Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...
Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!
Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.
[pause]
Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.
Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That
[pause]
Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.
Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?
Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.
Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school..."Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."
2006-07-04 08:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by jodypaige812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank."
Will Farrell, Old School
This note was on the door of the frat house when Mitch got home. Much funnier to hear him reading it.
2006-06-29 09:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best from a comedy - from 2006's Grandma's Boy, said by the character Jeff, "I can't believe you came on my mom!"
~ Sorry if it offends anyone, I just thought the character was one of the best ever created.
Best from a western - from 1971's Dirty Harry, said by Clint Eastwood, "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
~ I don't know one person who doesn't love this line let alone the movie.
Best from a romance- from 2004's Closer, said by the character Alice/Jane, "I don't love you anymore, goodbye."
~ My favorite movie, a more adult version of modern day love.
Best from a foreign film - from 2001's Amelie, said by the character Hipolito (the writer), "Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday's."
~ Very romantic and simple, I love this line.
Best from an action film - from 2003's Kill Bill(1), said by the character Bill, "Do you find me sadistic?"
~Great action flick and rememberable line.
Best from a Horror film - from 2002's 28 Days Later, said by the character Major Henry West, "I promised them women."
~ Very creepy but accurate, to some people, if it came to that (rebuilding of the human race).
:) Sorry if it was too much, it just was too hard to pick one, so I thought might as well categorize!
2006-06-29 09:18:18 · answer #6 · answered by clementine576 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Favorite movie quote:
But now I know that the things people in love do to each other.......they remember.
If they stay together, it's not because they forget.
It's because they forgive.
--Indecent Proposal
Why:
It put some things into perspective for me.
2006-06-29 08:52:12 · answer #7 · answered by Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From River's Edge, Dennis Hopper as Feck describing when his leg got cut off:
I remember lying by the side of the road and looking across the road and seeing my cut off leg, and the can of beer I had been drinking, and I thought to my self, "well, there's my leg, I wonder if there's any beer left in that can?"
2006-06-29 08:54:01 · answer #8 · answered by xymeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I'll be back"- the Terminator
" I want the truth" " you can't handle the truth"- A few good men
" With great power comes great responsibility"- Spider-man
"If you have poop throw it now" - Madagascar
" I eat bugs, I eat grass, I used my hands to whip my........tears"-Nacho libre
Why I choose these quotes, because most of them are funny, some raise the height in the movie ,and others has a message at the end of every film.
2006-06-29 09:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zoolander: What is this, a centre or ants? How can the children be expected to learn when they can't even fit inside the building
Mugatu: But, Derek, it's just a small...
Zoolander: No... It needs to be at least... three times larger than this...
Mugatu: He is absolutely right...
Zoolander:Thank you... I have a vision...
From Zoolander! My favorite!
2006-06-29 08:59:57 · answer #10 · answered by Janet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super Troopers
Captain O'Hagan: [In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me **** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
2006-06-29 08:52:57 · answer #11 · answered by bluelantern007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋