I was sitting with her watching TV and then suddenly I sex her on the couch.
2006-06-29 08:18:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
because your english stinks...
2006-06-29 09:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by nathanta 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You did what? Sex her on the couch? Wives don't dump... they divorce. You can't just dump your husband, he's not a boyfriend
2006-06-29 15:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by tarotfaery 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well there are many reasons your wife left you, number one being that you are an incoherant sack os ****. Go to college, learn about verbs, noun, adjective and maybe a adverb. Then see if anyone else is pathetic enough to date you.
2006-06-29 15:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by GrammarPolice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to find out the reason why she got rid of your sorry butt & move on. Get a new hobby because posting questions here about your relationship sure isn't going to fix anything.
2006-06-29 15:22:53 · answer #4 · answered by Hassan56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you sexed her on the couch while Desperate Housewives, the Batchelor or American Idol were on.
2006-06-29 15:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A donkey is doing the same in the public opinion better than you!
Wash the infections away from your dirty brain man! fu*ck off.
2006-06-29 15:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its sounds like your not telling all getting dumped dosent just happen people get tired of things for all different reasons . looks like you need to ask yourself
2006-06-29 16:04:57 · answer #7 · answered by mariemargaritas 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she dump you off of her so that she could go to the restroom...lol, what do you mean she dumped you?
2006-06-29 15:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by shawty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the dumbest thing I ever read. Get a life!
2006-06-29 15:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by barbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is that about your wife dumping you?????that would be a reason that she should stay with you!
2006-06-29 15:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe she doesn't like to be suddenly sexed.
2006-06-29 15:22:51 · answer #11 · answered by andrea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋