2006-06-29 07:39:51 · 36 answers · asked by midi_junkie 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
CHUCK NORRIS
2006-06-29 07:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-01 01:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An article reports on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
2006-06-29 07:41:04 · answer #3 · answered by jabbamonkey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-05 06:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood and a woodchuck could chuck.
2006-06-29 07:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with this...a woodchuck wood chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-29 08:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Shadoobie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. but a wood chuck cant chuck wood so a woodchuck would chuck none
2006-06-29 07:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck wood chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood, till his teeth fell out, got tired, or chucked up wood that he ate...
2006-06-29 07:44:41 · answer #8 · answered by Cathy L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck wood chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-06-29 07:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by You Are My Sunshine<333 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuch as much as it could chuck... if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-29 07:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by John Tennison 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming that it is an average wood chuck than a wood chuck can chuck as much wood as a (average) wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, however if was not average then a wood chuck could not chuck as much wood as a (average) wood chuck could chuck assuming a wood chuck could chuck wood since it would be chucking either more or less wood than a (average) wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-06-29 07:47:11 · answer #11 · answered by Sam P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋