I have to take a drug test on Monday and my friend agreed to let me use hers but I dont kno where a good place to hide it. You cant take anything in the bathroom with you.
2006-06-29 06:51:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Swallow it then spit it up when you need it. They already know all the ways. Quit that stupid $hit, then maybe you can get a job.
2006-06-29 06:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Use a condom, fill it with the urine, and slip it inside you (like a tampon). Your body heat will keep it warm enough to pass for real, and they won't search you enough to find it. Now, after you pass your drug test, go find a good doctor and get on a rehabilitation program. I used to be a heavy user of marijuana, but I've been clear for several years, and I plan to stay that way. Drugs aren't the answer when you're trying to work and have a good life!
2006-06-29 13:56:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a little stretching women O.S.S. agents, in World War 2, could secrete a hand grenade in their vagina. So a vial of urine would fit easily. You could secrete the "pin" to pierce that plastic vial in your mouth. I suspect that they may check your body cavities before the test.
Find out.
Also, practice, a lot, before the test procedure.
Good luck.
It's a shame that people are tested for drug use for such jobs as, "dishwasher, or bathroom cleaner" etc.
2006-06-29 14:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be easier and more ethical if you stopped using the drugs as opposed to hiding someone else's pee. EW!! What kind of a job that you do? I hope no one's depending on you for their life or anything important. Maybe it's time to grow up. I hope you get caught.
2006-06-29 13:56:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, what you are planning to do is illegal. Drug testing companies have very comprehensive measures to detect if the urine is yours. Apparently you have been ingesting drugs, otherwise, you would not be planning this. Am not lecturing, just being upfront and honest.
2006-06-29 13:57:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kay_Zoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong with yours? Oh well, I heard from my sisters either in the crotch or underarms, but be careful technology is a pistol today and they may catch the difference anyway.
2006-06-29 13:56:41 · answer #6 · answered by Barbie doll lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do it. You will probably get caught anyway. Why don't you try not doing drugs instead, genius?
2006-06-29 13:56:17 · answer #7 · answered by MJL613 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to work in a drug rehab clinic i know many tricks but serious i hope they get u!!!otherwise u will never learn it!
2006-06-29 13:55:51 · answer #8 · answered by simi1808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you just stop doing drugs?
2006-06-29 13:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by soccerplayer2491 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...have the piss in two or one small plastic bags, ductape them under your arm pit or just put it in your pocket, you only need 1/4th a cup or so
2006-06-29 13:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋