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Car won't start.

2006-07-06 02:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by CottonPatch 7 · 2 0

Explosive Diarrhea.

2006-06-29 13:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by allknowing 4 · 0 0

u were up all night with food poisoning caused from some bad mexican food and now u have a bad case of the runs...or ur mother is comin 2 town(if ur mom lives outta town)

2006-06-29 13:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by justa_lil_sweety 1 · 0 0

Sorry, boss, I can't come to work today because my college roommate is in town and we are going for a cappuccino.

2006-06-29 13:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by godsgirl 4 · 0 0

Take a personal day. But I wouldn't lie, employers have a way of finding things out...I am one.

2006-06-29 13:21:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris for not getting out of the way fast enough, and have to undergo plastic surgery to correct my face

2006-06-29 13:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My mother flew in unexpected and I had no other choice but to cancel everything and get her all unpacked.

2006-06-29 13:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by manuellflaco 1 · 0 0

African Queen is on TMC

2006-07-06 00:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by eddie9551 5 · 0 0

you're pipes broke, you have to wait for maintanence to fix it.

2006-06-29 13:16:50 · answer #9 · answered by sabrewulf01 2 · 0 0

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