2006-06-29 05:56:11 · 16 answers · asked by zoomjet 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
LOL! I can see it know. While in the bunker, a meeting is taking place with the Fuhrer and all his minions. The minions draw straws to see who's going to be THE ONE to mention to Adolph his mustache is the laughing stock of the 3rd Reich and they'll have trouble taking over Britain if he doesn't shave it off.
Hermann gets the short straw.
"Hmmph, er, hum, Mein Fuhrer?"
Ja?
I must tell you zumting,it is about, um vell it is about your MUSTACHE'S appearance.....Mein Fuhrer...
Vat? VAT? Do I have a spinach in it?
Nien, nien, it is not that Herr Fuhrer.....it is well, it is looking silly. PLEASE FORGIVE!! MEIN FUHRER!
ACHTUNG!! SILLY You impertanant FOOL! YOU VILL BE CRUSHED! I know! VE WILL play SQUASH! SHULTZ< GET OUT THE STEAM ROLLER!!!
2006-06-29 06:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 5⤋
Most men who had moustaches wore them like that so that they could fit inside their gas masks while still leaving the outer area clear (for an airtight seal). It was a necessity to have the moustache like that, except neither country used gas bombs, soo they weren't REALLY needed.
2006-06-29 06:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by paul b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
individually, i like the non-'stached avatar. yet once you talk with Manuel and Vernon, their blended genius might desire to probable create a 'stache that would desire to make even Hitler jealous. Oh wait, Hitler became already a jealous ***. yet besides...
2016-12-08 13:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you want to be a dictator you need a silly moustache. Its compulsory
2006-06-29 06:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by Bertie the mod 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because through fearful stuttering and giddy laughter
"Ihr Schnurrbart schaut dumm" is nearly impossible to say!
2006-06-29 07:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by guest 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Someone did but he ended up as kindling for Hitler's fireplace.
2006-06-29 06:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by Answer King 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Believe it or not, what Cindy L said is strikingly similar to what actually happened.
2006-06-29 06:34:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because you and all of your family and friends would have 'disappeared' in true Nazi fashion. It did look ridiculous though.
2006-06-29 06:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by bun 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
in case he sent them for a 'shower'
2006-06-29 06:09:38 · answer #9 · answered by rp804110 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
for fear that he would scentence them to death in a gas chamber!!
2006-06-29 06:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by celtic_princess77 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋