2006-06-29 05:43:37 · 25 answers · asked by donkey dong d 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Because she's normal and you aren't!
2006-06-29 05:44:48 · answer #1 · answered by rudytute 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is probably a joke, but I will try to be serious. You need to think about why you want to do that. If it is because you prefer that over other types of intimate acts then that is really going to be a problem for your marriage. Your wife may be worried that if she does this it will mean that that is what you like and not being with her "normally". Granted im sure straight people do all kinds of things that would seem homosexual...but if you are not, then try to explain to her that you only want to do this with her, no one else and if she does not want to...you should accept that as a boundary. If you cannot then maybe you have been confused about your sexuality. I feel for your wife tho, you are not the first man to want this and end up leaving because it turns out thats what you really wanted all along...was to be with men.
Be careful.
2006-06-29 12:50:40 · answer #2 · answered by missesbean 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Got a little homo thing going, alright, alright - that's OK here now, hmmm, lets see - tell her to just put it on for a second, bend over and tell her she is the fxck'n worst bxtch axx wife you know, and you can't stand her fxck'n ugly axx face or big axx. I'm sure something will come to her
2006-06-29 12:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I felt a little shy trying it with my boyfriend at first too. But I'm glad he talked me into it. It's a huge turn on to see him so turned on. We do it all the time now. It's great.
2006-06-29 14:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because of all the zits and hair on your butt?
2006-06-29 12:47:27 · answer #5 · answered by tweetz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it is a real hassle for her to have to tie a board to her butt first.
2006-06-29 12:45:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some people feel this is demeaning. I wish I had enough nerve to ask hubby.
2006-06-29 12:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its probably too small for such a big asshole.
Try a Louisville Slugger.
2006-06-29 12:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Flagger 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe you didn't ask her in a way that made it seem like there would be anything enjoyable in it for her.
Tell her if she does it, you'll do something crazy for her... ANYTHING she wants.
2006-06-29 12:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by Alicia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because she's a female, and that's not what she is made to do.
If your gay, just fess up and quit pressuring your wife to fulfill your sick fantasy.
2006-06-29 12:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by RX2 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You obviously are way to lazy and have way to little to do. Still waiting for the government check?
2006-06-29 12:47:43 · answer #11 · answered by Brent 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋