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I just whipped her fanny at checkers, although I am having a tougher time beating her at backgammon.

2006-06-29 05:23:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

I was really hoping that most if not all of you would read down further. This is a sensitive topic(domestic abuse, not board games) and I hesitated before I typed it in. Perhaps one should not take light upon an issue like this, but I could not resist the temptation.

2006-06-29 12:23:28 · update #1

28 answers

Oh, well, that's 'Life', "Sorry" she was so "Aggravated". Maybe a second honeymoon to "Candyland" is in order here. But don't ask me, I haven't got a "Clue"

No, but she may think so. She may think that you are using some hidden tactics, like a time machine, perhaps. (I find myself ACTUALLY looking for your questions.) I hope she appreciates your sense of humor!! You win every time with that game.

2006-06-29 06:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 1 0

Ooookayyy... I guess it was a good prank in how you pulled it off, but honestly the subject-matter IS too sensitive -- if I met you and you something like this I'd always think you were a bit unsensitive or kind of not all there in the head... (just a tip incase you also joke about stuff like this with people you hang out with)

It's as if I ran ino your house and yelled "your wife just got shot in the middle of the street" and you ran outside and someone was taking a picture of her. You'd think the person had poor judgement or lack of tact....

So you get a brief "ha" and a long "ughhhh"

2006-06-30 01:08:26 · answer #2 · answered by Finnale 2 · 0 0

You should feel a little guilty but not near as guilty as you wife should for letting you win. I think it is time for new board games. This will put you both in the same position. 0-0 Let the games begin and Good Luck.

2006-06-29 12:52:26 · answer #3 · answered by totaleapofaith 1 · 0 0

Yeah, glad I took the time to read the rest of the question. My fingers were already starting to burn from all the horrible things I was gonna say to you...thats a good one.

2006-06-29 12:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by kiss me 4 · 0 0

You scared me half to death... I was about to kick your behind thinking of something else...

If you're playing a game and you won, that's a good thing! Congratulations! :) There's nothing wrong at constantly winning... Just once in awhile let her win too, so that way she won't feel let down or sad because of this :)

2006-06-29 12:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by tiger_pisces7483 4 · 1 0

Ya know if it wasnt for the 2 points I just picked up, I would be a bit peeved with you. Well done dude!

2006-06-29 12:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Mean Carleen 7 · 0 0

The only thing funny about this question is that you used the word "fanny".

2006-06-29 12:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hilarious!! I thought for a minute you were actually beating your wife. Very clever play on words!

2006-06-29 12:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by dorky_goddess 4 · 0 0

Too Silly. But it drew me in. I ought whipped your tell in Literia for getting me Hyped up. LOL

2006-06-29 12:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Twila E 1 · 0 0

MY HEART SANK WHEN I READ THE INTRODUCTION TO THIS QUESTION! I AM A VICTIM OF SPOUSAL ABUSE AND I MUST SAY I WAS REALLY ABOUT TO UNLEASH ON YOU...... BUT GOOD JOB! YOU GOT ME! VERY FUNNY.......... MAYBE YOU SHOULD PICK A TOUGHER GAME OR SIMPLY ASK HER TO QUIT LETTING YOU WIN... HAHA

2006-06-29 12:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by Micki M 1 · 1 0

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