I am doing a class project and we are making fun of that "Most extreme" show, and I have to find a way to make guppy reproduction, which is extreme, funny. Please help!
2006-06-29 05:18:30 · 4 answers · asked by theolove2005 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
Welcome back to the Guppy Reproduction show, Here we have the Lovely Bachelorette Guppy Suzie. Suzie is into water aerobics, star gazing from the shallow waters, and making out under the seaweed. Suzie is looking for a manly guppy with strong family values and one that won't run out on her after spraying the eggs. Ok, Let's meet bachelor #1, bachelor number one is Fred and he weighs in at .00032 pounds and a length of just under 1 inch. Fred says he likes to take his dates to Kelp Land and show them a good time. Say hello to Fred. Guppy two Etc. make up story. then Bachelor Number 3 is Tyrone, Tyrone weighs in at a MASSIVE .00056 pounds and is almost 1 and 1/2 inches long...What a Stud. He won the 2005 Guppy He-Man award for his huge Pectoral Fins. Tyrone says he likes slow swims under the moonlight, and gets the Guppy ladies in the mood by showing them his private Jiggle dance. Say hello to Tyrone Everybody. To win the Affection of Guppy Suzie, our three contestants will be swimming to the shore of Sea Gull island and back. That is unless Tyrone decides he would rather knock out the other contestants than swim the long 1 mile journey. In the event that no contestant should make it back, which is virtually for certain at this point. I being the host of the show would be obligated to fill in for our contestants with Suzie. My what a tough job I have. I am receiveing word that there is only 25 seagulls on the island right now, in about 1 hour it will be lunch time, so that number will rise to well over 300 and we will be ready to start our Race. Good Luck! Well, that is my honest effort without knowing more about your project. Use whatever you like, change it up to fit your style and add more to the story if you wish.
2006-06-29 20:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by antiochtennis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Althoguh I am not exactly sure what this project really is all about, let me try to give you a suggestion nonetheless. The thing that makes guppy sex so interesting is that they evolve extremely fast due to sexual selection. A lot has to do with the habitat and the visibility of sex partners, but being the right kinda male is simply important. Now there is lots of lit on that available, and you could read your way into it. Then simply do a play on the sexual selection aspect: how does one choose the right partner? You could get a bit of milage out that one. Still... what exactly is this project all about???
Hope this helps.
2006-06-29 15:10:28 · answer #2 · answered by oputz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"WHOA!!! Check out the gonopodium on that dude, ladies! They're about to make some GUPPY LOVE!!!"
How's that for a catch line??? Feel free to use it if you want. ;)
2006-06-29 23:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by anonfuture 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have porno music going in the background.
2006-07-02 19:15:55 · answer #4 · answered by Fox 34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋