I think this old man down the street is one,. what do I do?
2006-06-29 05:09:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
It is a common misconception that garlic and crosses will deter a vampire. On the contrary, it has been my experience that the best way to kill a vampire is:
1) Stab it through the heart with a wooden stake (don't miss! That really pisses them off!)
2) Cut their head off (very messy)
3) Burn them
They also die from exposure to the sun, but they tend to be really anal about avoiding that. Just be sure that this old man is actually a vampire, not just some odd guy who rubs you the wrong way.
2006-06-29 05:16:47 · answer #1 · answered by Dave S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Get a pencil and a sheet of paper.
2. Sit in a well lit area.
3. Write, "Vampires do not exist, and I will not be a dumb%#$ by believeing that they do," roughly 5000000000000000000000000 times.
2006-06-29 05:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by Metzger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stake through the heart, exposure to sunlight, and holy water are three that I know of from watching vampire movies.
2006-06-29 05:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Feathery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You call CHuck Norris. He'll kill the vampire with a stare, and if that doesn't completly kill him, he will 360 degree roundhouse kick him in the face to death.
2006-06-29 05:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jason W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock the suspected nosferatu in a room and play old Barry Manilow music at ear splitting volume . ....that should do the trick .
2006-06-29 05:39:30 · answer #5 · answered by Stevie B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply keep you distance. If he hasn't tried to harm you. why kill em. I find them rather fascinating. however there is always holy water and crosses. in todays world i wouldn't recomend killin em. it only gets u into more trouble.
2006-06-29 05:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by dena_richardson2002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not. :) But if he were, you would need to put a wooden stake through his heart, cut off his head, burn the body and scatter the ashes.
2006-06-29 05:14:17 · answer #7 · answered by Quietman40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you could drive a stake thru his heart, but then you would go to jail so i think it would be best if you just left him alone. is he hurting you or your family?
2006-06-29 05:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by luke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bug lites work well fry um.
2006-06-29 05:26:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on wud kind of vampire. u should ask bomoh's, mediums etc.
2006-06-29 05:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Raven Hood® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋