2006-06-29 04:58:17 · 16 answers · asked by Jimbo 2 in Local Businesses ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Manchester
i don't need to be fat eddy he's a fat mother I actually need to pay him.
2006-06-29 04:59:11 · update #1
Well my dear, my advice would be to face up to your little problem with Fat Eddy and just quietly and calmly explain to Fat Eddy the unfortunate predicament that you find yourself in. Tell him that you would like to be a true friend to him, he probably does not have many. Explain to him the necessity and advantages of keeping your knee caps, i am sure he would understand. And for goodness sake stop calling him Fat, it probably hurts his feelings! Ask politely if you could work off the debt in some way, perhaps a little light house cleaning, gardening or perhaps he would let you wash his car. Failing that then RUN RUN RUN as fast as you can!!! While you still can (LOL)
2006-06-29 07:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by lezann40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See what odds you can get on a combination of events at an upcoming world cup match.
I made £2k on the England v Ecuador match, predicting that Beckham would be first scorer, only scorer, that he would score from a free kick and that Rooney would go the distance. Now if only I'd predicted that Beckham would throw up on the pitch, I could have made well over £10k!
2006-06-29 12:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by uk public 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a student....and open as many students accounts as possible with the 2k interest free over draft facility...better still use the money in a high interest account or get a student loan/career development loan and stick it in a high interest account
You could volunteer for research too...Astra Zeneca or Medeval in the North-west of England, be a sperm /egg donor, pass of some strokes of a paint brush as art and try to auction at Sotherby's in New York or London...or failing that write to someone rich and ask for their money
2006-06-29 12:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Blue_Bell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well here's a few ideas
1) win the lottery
2) sell something worth 10K - your car - or whatever you borrowed the money for in the first place
3) sell your body (not sure that would make 10K) but can have fun at the same time
4) failing the above leave the country!!!
2006-06-29 12:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by Lulu Ferrari 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy Memory chips from taiwan on the credit car worth 20 K, Sell them in the market you know on cash and earn the money
2006-06-29 12:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by nipun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can loan it to you with 50% vig....but be late paying me and you'll lose more than your 'kin kneecaps...... Regards, Fat Edward (no relation and definitely NOT the same person as Fat Eddie.... oh no no no)
2006-06-29 12:05:30 · answer #6 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What are you doing on line? you should be running like the wind by now...run man run..
When my mate Eddy hears you've been calling him fat he wont be happy..he'll want more than your caps.
Just sell your PC and hi the road...keep moving and don't look back.
2006-07-05 16:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by blissman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you could give fat eddy 10 k worth of blow jobs, although if you have to do all of that in a week again say goodbye to your kneecaps, no win situation my freind. tattie bye
2006-06-29 12:04:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you only have 1 day left better get selling some ***
signed
fat eddy
2006-07-06 08:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by tommy b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
say bye to those knee caps or rob a bank and say goodbye to 15 years of your life
2006-06-29 12:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by break 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋