For Calling out of work.......
2006-06-29 04:10:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
The number one excuse is I'm not feeling well or I'm sick. Second would be someone in my family just died.
2006-06-29 04:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by lostinlove 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I have asthma... I used to use that quite a bit with one job I hated... I'd do something to make myself sound out of breath and weasy... and then I'd call in and tell them that I was having an asthma attack.... and.. if I was taking the day off to go somewhere.. I'd actually go to the hospital to make it look reallly good... always worked for me.
2006-06-29 11:21:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This morning i called and said i pulled a muscle and could barely move my arm let alone drive. Did it work? well i'm on yahoo answers aren't i? Fab: 1, Work: 0.
2006-06-29 11:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by fabcrackers 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Using the old broken down car, or flat tire is always popular, or at least where I work.
2006-06-29 11:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Taryn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick! Migraine headache, sinus are killing me. Throwing up. Let's see, no babysitter today. Car problems. Can't think of any other top ones. Hope these help.
2006-06-29 11:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by jenny in ohio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to my aunts funeral, the next week your uncles. Pretend your irish there families are huge
2006-06-29 11:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cough, Cough, I don't feel so good. I think I have a fever. I don't want to get everyone else sick. sniffle, cough!!
2006-06-29 11:14:24 · answer #7 · answered by oconnorct1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For girls it is easy
just say i have my period and it hurts so much can not move right now.
2006-06-29 11:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by xzhou11377 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have water in my basement, boss looks up your address, you live in an apartment. OOPS DUMBA$$
2006-06-29 11:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by futurehero5200 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have anal glaucoma. When your boss asks you what the hell anal glaucoma is, tell him:
I DON'T SEE MY @SS COMING INTO WORK TODAY!
2006-06-29 11:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by kisme86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋