most hilarious one wins.
2006-06-29 04:09:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
This is one of the funniest I've heard lately.
when i was 29 years old, i was at my aunt and uncle's house visiting. i needed to use the bathroom really bad, but i had to take a number 2 and i have a fear of using other peoples toilets when taking craps. i don't know why, but i like the homefield advantage. anyways, after holding it for about 2 1/2 hours, i couldn't take it anymore. i went into the bathroom, turned on the water in the sink, and tried to use the toilet but i just couldn't. so i flushed the toilet and pretended i used the can. when i got out, my uncle told me that the hot water heater was acting up and wanted me to go look at it down in the basement. i went down there while my uncle went to the garage to get some tools. while i was down there, i saw the cat box and i thought perfect. so before i could think things out, i proceded to take a crap in the cat box. i barely got my pants up when my uncle came down and noticed the large amount of fecal waste in the catbox. i told him the cat was just down here and left this surprise. he looked at me kinda funny and we fixed the hot water heater. later that night during supper, my aunt mentioned to me that their cat got hit by a car and died.
2006-07-05 09:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-30 20:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well where do I start off.. it didn't happen to me but it happend to my friend (I'll just name her ducky). We met up with all the asian people.. We were talking in our own language. My other friend (just call her dalandan) who didn't speak our language decided to leave since she felt like she didn't belong.. anyways she started walking away.. I didn't notice but ducky did she started running and was calling our "Dalandan wait don't goo!" I ran after both of them.. when Ducky triped on the stairs and flew 2 seconds in the same position as super man.. the people at ben and jerry's and burger king and stuff were like "Oh my god" and well ducky landed on her lip.. her boyfriend who was in the group saw her, started laughing. the whole group did. Dalandan and I did. It was hilarious. Well as you can tell she was in a mall.. a close to school mall so alot of school kids saw her and started laughing.. wel I couldn't help my self it was sooo funy. the peoples expressions..
2006-06-29 04:17:48 · answer #3 · answered by lil_kor3an 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay one day i was with my friends and i fell into the pool and that was because i was putting away my friends floaty and see was laughing as hard as she could and in front of my boyfriend!(they're twins) oh this other time i was over my baby sister's godmother's house and her husband he's in consturtion right and he has this big ole thing in back of his truck for construction and i was playin gwith a basketball and i hit my head with that thing and it hurt like hell and it was in front of the whole family and it was so painful oh yeah once we were in the pool and i was playing with my friends and my sisters out of no where she karate chops my bathing suit and my top falls off and i had to run inside and get something to cover it!
2006-06-29 04:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one time when i was at a party i got ball tapped so hard and it hurt... i was down on the ground for like 5 minutes without air
2006-06-29 04:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by sickllama7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was doing a play Romeo& Juelet you know the bed secen wellmy period come and there abright red spot a on my night gown
2006-06-29 04:29:02 · answer #6 · answered by Beatifulhunnie1984 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I yelled and yelled and yelled at a group of cute boys because I thought they were throwing things at me and my friends...Turns out it wasn't them at alllllllllll!!!!!
2006-06-29 04:23:23 · answer #7 · answered by simpleplan0013 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was very young and this gal.............. asked me to kiss her,,,,,,,,,,, & i didn't know to kiss !
i felt like the earth under me sunk!
2006-06-29 04:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by blessed_one_male 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋