what is the worst job in the world?

Question

Do you have the worst job? Why is it so terrible?

Answer 1

The president has the worst job in the world. Think about it...he is always in the public view, being ridiculed....(HEHE) laughed at, and recently, according to the enquirer, his wife walked out on him because he's having an affair with connie rice!

Answer 2

I received this e-mail & I think this guy had the worst job that day.


Brian is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers out of Louisiana and performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an e-mail sent to his sister.
Anytime you think you have had a bad day at the office, remember this guy.

April 1998

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

This time of year the water is quite cool, even with a wetsuit. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of crap sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is I take the hose and stuff it down the back of my neck. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. This is even worse than the poison ivy you once had under a cast. Now I had that hose down my back. I don't have any hair on my back, so the jellyfish couldn't get stuck to my back. My butt crack was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive. It totaled 35 minutes before I could come to the surface for my chamber dry decompression.

I got to the surface wearing nothing but my brass helmet. My suit and gear were tied to the bell. When I got on board the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to shove it "up my butt" when I get in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

Anyway, the next time you have a bad day at the office, think of me. Think about how much worse your day would be if you were to shove a jellyfish up your butt. I hope you have no bad days at the office. But if you do, I hope this will make it more tolerable.

Brian

Answer 3

I think the worst job in the world would be a job that you are not happy with, you need to move on to another job where you would enjoy what you are doing.

Answer 4

I think the worst job it a coal miner not only is it dirty but there are cave ins where you can be trapped inside. If you are not killed by falling debris you can suffocate.

Another bad job would be working at a collection agency where you have to call people and tell them they owe money and if they don't pay it they will be sued. It is an okay job if only you didn't have to use the phone.

Answer 5

The driver of the truck that removes raw sewage from travel trailers (the "honeydipper"). It's not my job, but I've seen it done many times, and why it's so terrible is kind of obvious. The aroma is deathly. Don't forget this gets done in the summer heat. They have to drive around a trailer park or campground and do a whole days work out there sucking out sh*t! Ewwwww!

Answer 6

It depends on what you like and hate...this is a very subjective question...For me the worst job in the world is a telemarketer, but I know people that dig doing it. They find it amazing that I prefer working with Developmentally Disabled people, due to the fact that there ARE some very unpleasant jobs that are sometimes required of you in this field...Like I said, a very subjective question.

Answer 7

I once cleaned house for a lady who had 44 indoor cats. Aside from the overwhelming stench, there was fur everywhere (Himalayans)! I had to wear a face mask. The lady who owned the cats had a smoker's raspy voice from years of inhaling kitty litter dust. And to make matters worse, the cats were total pigs. Many weren't litter trained, and the smell of fertile females wafting over made the males sodomize each other! I quit after 3 weeks.

Answer 8

I have a great job but have you ever seen "World's Dirtiest Jobs" on The Discovery Channel? Holy crap that guy is funny. So far the worst I've seen is septic tank cleaner. They actually scrape poo from the walls. You don't get much worse than that!!

Answer 9

Well the most dangerous jobs in the world are Crabbers up in the Bering Sea, and Oil Riggers on those flaoting platforms. If its the most dangerous, and just thinking about how lonely they must be, I'd say they're the worst.

Answer 10

The public toilet attendants in many parts of Eastern Europe.
They collect the equivalent of 5 cents per patron at the door or sometimes after the deed. The added bonus is they get to clean all the urine and other nasties off the floor, walls and urinals.
Something to strive for!