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You have to blow it up first, this I know from experience.
When I was six, I used to play outside with my brother, suddenly we were fighting over this transparent balloon that I found, it was all mine, blowing it up. Then mom came out shouting " WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!" grabbing it from my mouth, pulling me in the air straight to wash my mouth.
I couldn't make it out at the moment. Another victim of an abuse, my first thoughts, then it was a condom. Used.

2006-06-29 03:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

aww baby they are being horrible to you, i will slap them if ya like.
Anyhow
1
Put the condom on the tip of the erect penis
2
Roll the condom slowly on your penis.
3
During sex take care the condom doesn't
tears off
4
As soon as you ejaculate, take your penis
our of vagina before it gets flaccid (soft)
5
Take off your condom as show in the figure.
6
Dispose off your used condom safely.
Condoms are made for one use only
Never use a used condom again

2006-06-29 11:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well I think they make Wonderful balloon animals. You should see the winner dog I just made with one.

2006-06-29 10:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♂ Randy W. ♂ 6 · 0 0

Read the instructions as well as the expiration day.

2006-06-29 10:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by cari4589 2 · 0 0

carefully and with a lot of lube.........it helps to be erect too, when you unroll the condom out onto yr shaft

2006-06-29 10:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by HungTopStud 1 · 0 1

Have someone slip it for you. This feels good for initial contact.

2006-06-29 12:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Boy Wonder 4 · 0 0

Simple. You cut off the tip and slide it over your cigarette to keep it dry when it rains.

2006-06-29 10:43:41 · answer #7 · answered by AnOrdinaryGuy 5 · 0 1

1 . have a depp breath
2.remove the label
3.call your girlfriend and tell her "what a stupid boyfriend you have"

2006-06-29 11:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by amin :-) 2 · 0 0

Doesn't the package have instructions, for the ignorrant?

2006-06-29 10:42:15 · answer #9 · answered by Katz 6 · 0 1

If you need to ask, you're probably not ready.

2006-06-29 11:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by jusb4dawn 3 · 0 0

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