I'm at work and I'm tired and stressed!
2006-06-29 03:35:18 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
2. A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
3. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a large room.
5. When using the ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old.
11. "Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise in a moving car.
18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
21. Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.
2006-06-29 03:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by CoffeeChick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a year ago, I started a list of "Things that make me smile." I've updated this list over time adding little events or funny moments as they've happened so that I could look back on it later. Today I went back to this list and added one more item. After adding the new memory, I read over everything that I had written down previously and my spirits were completely lifted. I sat at my computer and smiled just rethinking all of the funny moments that I would have otherwise forgotten. In some ways, I wish that I had created this list years ago because I am sure there are things that have slipped my mind, but simply being reminded about them, could completely change my day around. Everyone should have a "Things that make me smile" list. Try it!
1. Remember when you received your very first best toy?
2. Remember when you learned how to ride the bike?
3. Remember when you had your very first kissed?
4. Remember when you got your driving permit?
5. Remember when you got your first car or cell?
There are lots of things to remember that will make you smile.
2006-06-29 03:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Evy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet
Smile, even if it's a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.
Feel better!!
2006-06-29 04:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
_ Che Un Bizzarro Cosa Per Chiedere - That A Weird Thing 2 Ask! Did It Work???
2006-06-29 03:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Live♥Laugh♥Love♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sit at your desk, close your eyes and imagine your boss trying to do your job as well as you do. If that doesn't work, remember that your smile is beautiful and it is catching. So look at another workmate and pass it on.
2006-06-29 05:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why, don't you have anything in your life to be happy about? whenever i am sad i think of my kids. my husband.
my son was sitting in a cardboard box eating i heard someone talking but couldn't find where it was comming from. i found lil paul eating vienna sausages in the box saying please don't eat my family i'll give you a hundred million dollars....it was so funny
he is 7 smile ....hmmm....did that work!
2006-06-29 03:40:58 · answer #6 · answered by ally 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile, ur on candid camera
2006-06-29 03:39:27 · answer #7 · answered by darkmagician_007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just remember tomorrow is Friday!!
Yeah
And Tues is a holiday
2006-06-29 03:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile. You are on candid camera.
2006-06-29 04:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who me?
ok
there where to muffins in an oven and one turn over and says to the other muffin
"gosh!it's so hot in here!"
the other one says paniced
"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! a talking muffin!""
ha ha ha ha! that had to make you laugh!
2006-06-29 13:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by la♥chiva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋