Give lots of detail...make me laugh...first one to make me laugh would get 10 points!
2006-06-29 03:08:40 · 20 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Most ambarrasing thing which happened to me ,was.......................My first public fart!!
I was in a examination hall, Writing my exam. All was queit ,When Suddenly some kinda pressure built up in my tummy.
Oops!! I knew it was a fart comin up.
I tried to stop it from come out.
"Oh man!! If I fart in here, all the ppl will look at me,....so ambarrasing!!!!"
I tried wit ALL MY might to stop it from comin out.
But unfortunately, It HAD to come.
The pressure was building fast and I cudnt hol longer!!
I thought of letting it go slow...........psssss...........But no!!!
The MOMENT I let it go!!
BANG!!!!!
I had done it!!
ARGHHHHHH!!!!. My DARNED fortune.............
the moment the deadly noise shot outta my butt, all looked up and a amused smile played in their lips!!
*blush blush*!!!
So, does that make you laugh darling??
2006-06-29 03:16:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Here goes...
I can hold my breath for ages underwater (SCUBA training), and I was at the public pool with my bf when....
I decided to show off a bit, so I filled my lugs, and dived underwater, I was swimming around quite ahppily, holding my breath, la de da...
Suddenly I felt someone grab me, wrench me up to the surface and start trying to pump water out of me - but there wasn't any in me!!
A lifeguard seemed to have dedcided that I'd been underwater long enough, and must be drowning!
CRINGE! Everyone looked at me, as I tried to explain to this guy that I was fine!!!!!!!!
2006-06-30 07:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lots of things have been embarrassing to me, but the one that will top them all is if I dont make you laugh and dont get the ten points!
2006-06-29 10:10:42 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was walking on the street turned to see someone keept on going straight forward and crashed with something i didnt see, obviously because my head was still turned to the other side. I pretended it did not hurt me, but it was very much. There was someone laughing and i felt very embarassed.
2006-06-30 13:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by Martinez Y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 8 months pregnant, my husband I went to Target and it was busy. We were headed to checkout and a HUGE fart escaped from the depths of my gut. It was horribly loud and unexpected, and uncontrollable (remember, 8 months pregnant). There was a few people I had seen behind us headed to checkout just seconds before and I was mortified! My husband had a look of disbelief on his face! I know they heard it and I'm sure they were disgusted! I whispered to my husband "Don't look back! There are people behind us and I KNOW they heard it!" He whispered back "I know, so hurry!" We hurriedly walked (waddled?) to the checkout lines and got lost in the crowd. It was embarassing, but because it came so unexpectedly, we got to the car and cracked up! He always teased me about pregnant women farting uncontrollably and it came to fruition. I had to use the "I'm pregnant" excuse to myself to get over the embarassment! It was very embarassing but a very funny memory of my pregnancy.
2006-06-29 10:34:29 · answer #5 · answered by sdeonv 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in a band and one day I was on stage and we were rockin' out! and then my microphone went out and everyone in the crowd was looking at me crazy. Then right after that the bass player tripped on the drum stage.....not to mention some equipment malfunctions other than that ....what a horrible show!!
2006-06-29 10:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by sputmonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was walking yeah with my friend you know side by side and talking with my head down but i think i walked a bit too fater and he had be still been behind because there loads of people walking in the street and there was an old man next to me so i turned to look at my friend and said something to realise the whole time i was talking to someone else and when i looked behind i couldnt see my friend i thought how stupid i was
2006-06-29 10:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by who knows 5 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, this is more embarassing for my cousin then for me:
once i came up to his room, barged in without knocking and saying "i got the new cd u wanted" and was shocked. i just walked on him when he was doing his girlfriend! ( i dont even want to mention what position they were in!) i was paralysed, i mean... i didnt even know he had a girlfriend!
we didnt see eye to eye for weeks later, till we laughed the whole incident off!
2006-06-29 10:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was rollerblading and did a belly flop in someone's front yard. I was gathering myself up off the grass and the sprinklers turned on. I was mortified...
2006-06-29 10:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by absolutedejavu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lots of things the most recent is yesterday i bought myself a new outfit to go out in, and when i got home i tried it on as didnt have time to in the shop as it was closing....
i tried to top on leaving the sale tag inside it just incase it didnt fit and i had to take it back. anyway it fit fine, so i wore it out....
i walked down to my dads before hand to check on something and thats when he told me-
i had forgotten to take the tag out and it was hanging o so proudly out of the back of my top hanging down my back!!
i had walked along without realising and ignoring the stares and laughter, thankfully i went to my dads first i say!
2006-06-30 02:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋