2006-06-29 00:41:45 · 10 answers · asked by jucy juls 1 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
My daughter bought 2 parakeets. She had them sitting ontop
of the entertainment center (not smart) Dr Lector (our evil cat) got very interested in them, so she moved the birds to a bigger cage and hung them on a hook. Well I had just got home from school, and had to study some.Lets
face it there is nothing better to study by then that "Rat
Pack", for you younguns, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis JR. I sat down opened the cd player, placed my boys in there ( sing to me baby!!) Boom! the old cage falls right on top of my blooming head! Water,
Seed, ooohhhhh, other delights to I am sure. It was all flowing down my blasted face, right into my MOUTH!
I tryed, I really did to spit it out, but it was just to late! My
daughter called about 30 minutes later and asked me if I wanted her to bring me something to eat. I just nicely replyed, "no thank you, I have already had lunch." The kids, brats that they are love to tell everyone that my favorite food is birdseed.
2006-06-29 00:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought my friend had pulled up in front of my house, and jumped backwards to sit on the front fender, turned to look and it was some woman I'd never met. looking at me like I was crazy. Boy, she took off fast after I jumped back off!
But, THAT's not the most embarrassing...
Was on a first date, trying to listen to him talk and take a drink of my cocktail, and missed the little straw with my mouth - it went up my nose. Went to pull my drink down and the straw stayed there.
Or...
Went to my friend's for dinner - she's a BBW. She was making a sauce and some splashed on her. She laughed and said, "Yeah, I really get into my cooking." I wanted to come up with a good comeback; but instead of saying, "And some of your cooking really got onto you!" I said ...got INTO you." Yikes - now that was embarrassing.
Come to think of it, I have too many embarrassing moments to choose a #1...how embarrassing.
2006-06-29 00:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by alis volat propriis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One hot and sticky morning in the heat of summer I had spent a miserable night without air-conditioning. Getting ready for work in my usual rush, I sprinkled extra after-shower powder all over me, then hurriedly got dressed and drove off.
A little while later at the office as I was walking past a co-worker/friend's desk, she called me over and asked me if anything was wrong. Although she had a wicked sense of humor (which I always admired) at first I didn't notice the slight smile on her face.
I explained about my miserable night and how I had to dress in front of a fan that morning, and had to literally douse myself with powder.
After hearing that, she laughed, "Well, that explains that trail of 'smoke' behind you as you walked by. For a moment I thought you had come to work with a bad case of hotpants."
It was then I discovered that the body powder I had sprinkled down my back had spilled in a glob on my once-moist backside and was seeping through my linen pants - so wherever I had gone that morning, a vague white cloud had followed behind me, emanating from my bottom.
2006-06-29 01:59:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I worked at a gas station and observed a good looking woman trying to figure out how to use the gas pump. So, I proceeded to go outside and upon approaching her I said with out hesitation "would you like me to pump your A** for you" OMG!!!! I was so embarrassed but she just laughed and said "well you are working so it would be a bad time for you to do that to me". She became a regular customer from that day forward.
2006-06-29 02:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going out with this girl and we were getting in on quite seriously in the bedroom one night and her parents were out. She said 'let's do it' and I said 'no, let's wait a while. I don't want to rush things.' She went all withdrawn and broke up with me the next day. Any other time I would have said 'yea baby, lets get it on' but it would have been the quickest experience of her life that night....yes...I was about to blow, I wouldn't have lasted 5 seconds and instead of embarassing myself I turned her down. She was a babe. i am still really embarassed to this day! Please tell me if this was the right thing to do 'coz it still bugs me to this day!
2006-06-29 01:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by George 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rammed myself right into a very clean and clear glass door at the store and right in front of a crowded Starbucks~~!*#@ swoomed~``~, walked around with a red forehead for days after -- ohhh!! spare me the memory pleaseeee!!. lol
2006-07-05 22:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 6 years old, I emptied all the wine glasses and feel asleep at the dinner table.
2006-07-05 14:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Chi_Indy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty awful. A long long time ago I got real drunk and decided it would be a good idea to go next door where 2 male acquaintances of mine lived and dance naked for them.
2006-06-29 00:49:54 · answer #8 · answered by peggy j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have so many .. its hard to share
2006-06-29 01:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
masterbution
2006-07-04 09:29:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋