what food makes the best farts?

Answer 1

beans!!!

Answer 2

hmmmm.. the best answer for this depends upon what you classify as BEST

If you want best as massive quantities.. then Baked beans, cabbage, onions, and beer will give you LOTS of gas.

But, if your intention is to have a little tiny fart that will clear out a room for its smell... then you are going to need some additional ingredients to your beer or beans... such as eggs , cabbage , onions, beets, broccoli, or something with mustard in it

Ok.. now you gather your materials and experiment. Of course for any experiment you will need criteria for grading.. such as:

1. Speed of gas production
2. Total Quantity of gas produced for specified amount of food.
3. Smell
4. Smell's staying power
5. Smell's dissipation rate
6. Smell's strength
7. etc.. make up your own categories

good luck with your research!!

Answer 3

A combination of beans and egg salad sandwiches. O the aroma! Try this for a fun thing to do. Get your system in a fart mode and go to Walmart. Find an isle with no one in it. Leave some aromatic involuntary emissions (farts) and hide around the corner. Wait for someone to walk through the cloud of smell and watch their faces. Now that is fun stuff!

Answer 4

Beans

Answer 5

Bake Beans
Broccoli Rabe

Answer 6

Cabbage, beans, eggs and for pure evil, brussel sprouts makes the smelliest ones

Answer 7

baked beans,talcum powder and chewing gum. You build the pressure up, blow your stinky bubbles to amaze people and when they pop letting out there putrid stench you can esccape under cover of the talcum powder smoke screen

Answer 8

Everyone knows Heinz beanz meanz fartz

Answer 9

beer and boiled eggs...or would that answer what food makes the worst farts...lol

Answer 10

Cabbage
Broccoli
Beans
Haven't you heard the song... Beans, Beans, good for your heart?

Answer 11

I REALLY liked Tom's answer! However for me it is mushrooms, they have the best of both worlds. Lingering effects AND sound!