2006-06-28 23:53:03 · 8 answers · asked by saumil 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
For the same reason why mine isn't 3 inches long!!!!!!
2006-06-28 23:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably because you are an 18 year old jewish schoolboy
Instead of a 34 year old Afro American Rap Master....
A hint..
Put your 2 inch p e n i s under your dads car tyres as he backs out of the driveway..
It will become 20 inches long AND it will become black...
2006-06-29 06:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are not a gas pump. You don't need to wrap it around your waist and stick it in your ear.
2006-06-29 06:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by kill_yr_television 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because u wont like it to b a lasso
2006-06-29 07:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because u r brain became de-formed 1st
2006-06-29 06:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by vampbloodvamp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you are a girl
2006-06-29 06:56:55 · answer #6 · answered by pandiin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you're not a horse
2006-06-29 06:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by smsgreaves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b/c that would be dumb. i wouldn't want a guy w/ a 20 incher....i dunno who would, unless it's so you can bend over and suck it urself
2006-06-29 06:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by origchick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋