2006-06-28 23:47:29 · 15 answers · asked by Calvin 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
13 Things PMS stands for:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me w/ Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweatpants
10 Pissy Mood Syndrome
11Plainly,Men Suck
12 Pack My Stuff
And my fave.
13 Potential Murder Suspect!
2006-06-28 23:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by debra_har 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This depends upon the situation.
To the young teen with her first few bouts with the condition, it stands for Puffy Mid Section, Pimples May Surface or Pass Me Sweets.
To the guy just starting to date or to the Newlywed, it stands for Psychotic Mood Shift.
To the sensitive young woman, it stands for Pardon My Sobbing.
To the hubby that notices that his wife has stopped reading Cosmo and is now reading his Guns & Ammo, it stands for Pass My Shotgun.
To the older wife who has never gotten any sympathy from her husband, it stands for Pack My Stuff or Pack My Suitcase.
To some women at the office it stands for Personally Mad Situation or Perhaps Men Suck
2006-07-01 08:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by myke_n_ykes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh sweet! Have you been punished lately?
PMS is actually the short for what your mind-set should be during that very short time!!
1. Pamper My Sweetheart!
2. Put Me Second
(So, when we say she has PMS it means she has a "Pamper My Sweetheart" Husband/Boyfriend or a "Put Me Second" Husband/Boyfriend!)
2006-06-29 08:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Sunbeam 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PMS=Poor Me Syndrome
And then I say Pour Me Something!
2006-06-28 23:53:24 · answer #4 · answered by synchronicity915 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pre-menstrual stress / pre-menstrual syndrome.
since one of the best relievers of pre-menstrual stress is cuddling (and all the things that cuddling tends to lead to) it would be inordinately silly to use the syndrome as an excuse for attacking the only person who can help you over it.
2006-06-29 00:20:38 · answer #5 · answered by synopsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep... there is premenstrual syndrome.. menstrual cycle..and post menstrual syndrome... so basically you only have 1 week a month to not be punished ... when did it become a syndrome anyhow? it used to be a "period"
2006-06-28 23:50:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is true and my spouse will agree with you too lol
2006-06-29 00:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And to think I alway thought it only stood for Puttin up with Men's Sh*t :o)
2006-06-29 00:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by kissmymindagain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a way to order pizza
Pepperoni,Mushroom,Sausage
2006-06-28 23:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems to have quite a few coinsadences.
2006-06-28 23:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by DUMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋