what do you think you could teach me?

Answer 1

How to catch and marry a man!
jeepers Bubba-me thinks you have a crush or is that lust?

Answer 2

The Statute of Frauds, which is neither a statute nor is it about fraud, but the rule of what contracts must be written under common law.

The mnemonic is MY LEGS

M- Marriage. All contracts or instruments relating to a marriage and the dissolution thereof must be in writing.

Y- Year. Any contract which cannot by definition be completed in less than a year must be in writing.

L- Land. Any contract or instrument that affects an interest in land must be in writing.

E- Estates. Any contract or instrument that affects a trust or an estate must be in writing.

G- Guaranty. Any guarantee or surety must be in writing.

S- Sales. Any agreement for sales of goods for over $500 must be in writing.

Answer 3

Ich, knee, sun, chi, go! - Thats one to five in Japanese, I learnt it when I did karate years ago.
Or did you know a rat can survive for longer without water than a camel? That was on the back of a penguin packet.
Or that an earwig has two penises? That was in a magazine I read once.
There, is that enough for today?

Answer 4

Well how about:

"Jag alskar dig."

It means I love you in Swedish.

Or:

To make ginger tea you cut a 3 cm piece of ginger into little pieces and boil it in half a liter of water for 15 minutes. Strain out the tea in a mug and add lemon and honey to taste. Voila! A strong tea that is good for colds.

Answer 5

I think I could teach you French....
How to speak the alphabet, count from un to dix, not how to spell in French...
Here's two french phrases;
omlet du fromage
q'elle heure il est?

Intrigued?

I might be able to teach you some french...
unless you know more than I, in which case you could teach me.

Answer 6

That you are like a candle- incomplete without your flame!
Light your flame! Show the world there's more to you than wax!
But there's a trick- how do you light yourself?

There are two ways- you can light yourself with goodness or by awakening your rage!
But with all things there is a purpose!
You lighting yourself will provide the world with a new light- one to spread knowledge, wisdom and happiness

Answer 7

i could teach u asking better questions

Answer 8

a) The joy of madness
b) Multiple orgasms
c) How to defend yourself against a knife attack
d) Handstand pressups

Probably some more boring stuff, but these are probably my best moves.

Answer 9

To act, dance and Sing (a little more). We could make wonderful music.

Answer 10

I'm sure a lot
and I,m sure you could teach me a lot