2006-06-28 23:13:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Dear Ms. Salamander,
Unfortunately I am unable to adequately respond to your request for information regarding my current emotional inclinations about your ability to satisfy my need for a gadget. However, if you would like to send me your gadget or perhaps yourself by post for a proper evaluation, I will have my team of experts benchmark you and thus compare you to the past favorite gadgets in my life.
The testing will not hurt, however it may take numerous weeks as my team of experts and I have devised a series of evaluation procedures that can't be accomplished quickly. This is due to the sincerity of the test. It is the only way to achieve a comprehensive and robust result.
Please pack yourself in a cryogenic container as to not suffer through the delivery or waste any precious moments of your life for the journey over.
I would like to know what kind of food you like and any other special needs you have So that your stay at my castle will be enjoyable for you. I am sorry but at present I ma short staffed and can only assign a team of 6 servants to you. My other 75 guests have put a slight strain on our employees.
I trust you will be here shortly. And then I can try you out.
Sincerest Wishes,
King Ouros
2006-06-28 23:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Ouros 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you are my very favorite gadget.
2006-06-29 06:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by DL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends. Do you have "Model XQJ-7 Pansexual Rotoplooker" on your serviceplate?
2006-06-29 11:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aawwww, sweety! of course you are! who else do I play with for hours on end? LOL
2006-06-29 08:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When were you ever my favorite to begin with?
2006-06-29 06:15:51 · answer #5 · answered by Shep 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you never were in the first place
2006-06-29 06:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Terry Legendary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes you sure are.
2006-06-29 06:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Eternity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh ! what ?
I have cramps from fingering.
2006-06-29 06:15:40 · answer #8 · answered by rottentothecore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope sorry
2006-06-29 06:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think OUROS got it folks
2006-06-29 15:19:33 · answer #10 · answered by changeling 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋