Chuck Norris can predict the future. He said when he chooses to die, God will ask him "Why do you think that you belong here in heaven?" Chuck will then reply "I believe you're in my seat!"
2006-06-28 20:03:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Good joke, I give you 3 out of 5 round house kicks to the face...LOL
2006-06-28 20:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by Chris, Austin TX 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
What?
It must be Chuck Norris or You are Crazy
At least you can find a better joke
2006-06-29 03:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris stole my bag of dorritos
2006-06-29 03:06:54 · answer #3 · answered by bidalishus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course--we are talking about Chuck Norris after all!
2006-06-29 03:07:07 · answer #4 · answered by dinac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who is this chuck norris.
2006-06-29 04:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Bond 000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 points for this?! 2 points for me. And no i didn't know that. Thx for the info.
2006-06-29 03:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you're mentally unstable.
2006-06-29 03:05:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do this to yourself Average Joe.
2006-06-29 03:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by NEMESIS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did not know that... but I hope it happens soon. he is poisoning the minds of our youth.
2006-06-29 03:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a blond by any chance?
2006-06-29 03:07:08 · answer #10 · answered by lelekid4ever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋