2006-06-28 19:26:19 · 3 answers · asked by lazylink88 3 in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
Aquaman.
He'd summon a whole bunch of salmon, and the bear would be distracted by the food. While he's busying trying to catch the salmon, Aquaman have the salmon slowly lead the bear out, further and further, until he's really close to the water intakes of a dam. Then they'd all jump up simultaneously, knocking the bear into the water intake. The bear would be sucked down into a 140 ton electrical turbine, where he would be crushed to death. The water would continue flowing through the turbine, washing off the bear pulp, which would continue downstream. Aquaman could then have gar, carp and catfish eat the pulped remains of the bear. Then the fish would poop it out, which would add nutrients to the water, causing an algae bloom and excessive plant growth. Aquaman could then have sunfish and bluegill eat the algae, which then could be eaten by big mouth bass. Aquaman could then have the bass get him a beer and jump on the grill. Aquaman could then eat the bass.
Aquaman would SOOOOO kick that bear's ***.
2006-06-29 10:23:00 · answer #1 · answered by JM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the Aquaman. Especially if he can lure the bear into the water, then that bear is toast or fried whichever you prefer.
2006-06-28 20:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by demaman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the retarded bear would drown! :)
2006-06-28 19:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋