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Yeah, it sounds dumb, but I'm serious. What's the first line that comes to your mind the second you wake up??

2006-06-28 17:15:12 · 20 answers · asked by Soubi 1 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

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why is there a circus midget laying next to me?

2006-06-28 17:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by jhollywood 3 · 0 1

I wake up every morning wondering if I'm still able to feel my legs. I broke my back and neck in 1992 and have had 4 surgeries to repair them. Doctors told me that someday I'll wake up and possibly not feel anything from waist down. So far, so good. then i look over to my wife and thank the good lord I have her and the kids. Because if I didn't have them through all these yrs. I really don't think I would have made it this far.

2006-06-29 00:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by jtracer48 4 · 0 0

i don't want to get up... at least that's what i'm thinking during the week... weekends are a little different... it's more like a 'leave me alone' when my son comes and wakes me up at 6 am

2006-06-29 00:28:23 · answer #3 · answered by Vera G 1 · 0 0

Charley Horse usually wakes me,
so I jump up & yell "Ow, Oooh, Coffee!"

And my sweet hubby brings me a cup

2006-06-29 00:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Merry 4 · 0 0

It's bizarre but a song, a different one every morning, plays in my head. Don't know why, one day it can be Gwen Stefani another day it can be Bread, whoa weird.

2006-06-29 00:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by MzzandtheChuchuBees 5 · 0 0

Depends on the song playing on my clock radio. Usually my thought goes "Hmm...good song. *sings along* oh man I gotta pee."
Or it's "AH! This sucks!" *Smacks snooze button with fury* Then I crawl back into bed...then "oh man, I gotta pee."

2006-06-29 00:46:45 · answer #6 · answered by Silver Snake 4 · 0 0

God ,thank you for waking me up this morning :)

2006-06-29 00:23:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thank you lord for another day of life

2006-06-29 00:22:58 · answer #8 · answered by teena r 1 · 0 0

"OH my God..ive got to rush..or else I will be late to office"......
so boring to get up and start the house chores when the others are in deep sleep...

2006-06-29 00:26:28 · answer #9 · answered by Deep 4 · 0 0

I gotta go...right now!
The it's I am hungry...NOW!

2006-06-29 00:19:45 · answer #10 · answered by classic_tigger 5 · 0 0

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