Write the most off the wall, crazy ...anything and receive 10 points to go toward your grandmother's new bowel.
2006-06-28 17:08:47 · 17 answers · asked by jasemarsh25 2 in Social Science ➔ Other - Social Science
i can not believe i am goin to answer this 1...but when i was in the military service...there was this 1 guy...he acted like a stoner and use to say thing like 'Hey Mon', Have U Ever Cut Off A Dead Babies Head And Screw Then In The Esofigus'...
2006-07-05 18:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by GyVuPhaYs 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thong sniffers live next door to me. Every time they walk their dog, they wear aluminum foil and it makes me have seizures. The doctors say I can get out of my jacket as soon as I stop seeing arms and legs growing out of my soda pop cans.
I know I'm being watched by government spies. I hid all the vaginas in the basement next to my Neil Diamond collection. They'll never find them down there.
I puked so hard once that I crapped against the wall and carpet. It sucks when that happens. I want out of this jacket!! I can't play with myself like this - I can barely type. They loosened it long enough for me to type this important message to headquarters. Upon my dismissal, please make sure to pack my empty enema bag with the rest of my belongings. Thank you.
2006-06-28 17:18:19 · answer #2 · answered by dhalia_1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a small monkey playing a harp offers you a gold coin, do not accept it. Nothing good can ever come from a mokey who plays the harp.
2006-06-28 17:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Jon B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write something Crazy eh ,,,,OK.
Ready,
You Sure >??
OK Here It Goes ~!
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Did You Get All That >??
lol couldn't help myself ~!
~*~**~Peace.
2006-06-28 17:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Brat-tett & Brat Pack's 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peachy Kein Jelly Bean! woohoo! Bitchslap! you better pickmeee
2006-06-28 17:11:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes i dream about swiming in pudding and having youuuuu lick it off.
2006-06-28 17:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by lana89xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grammy already has a new bowel installed, how about we replace her labia instead?
oh, btw, i think that pudding idea wins.
2006-06-28 17:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tom B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You beat me to it!...."grandmother's new bowel"?
2006-06-28 17:17:25 · answer #8 · answered by photoguy1959 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman will kiss your behind with Bond's bat, you dig.
2006-06-28 17:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy Summer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can swim do you like peanut butter?
2006-06-28 17:10:48 · answer #10 · answered by Frodo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋