When people bring fruitcakes over to my house at Christmas I always excuse myself to the bathroom. It's too much for me to handle.
it's so...moist...inviting...
2006-06-28 16:18:44 · 36 answers · asked by Blonde Piaga 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Everyone is sexually attracted to fruitcakes by default, but for most people they inject you something when you're born so that you can compose yourself.
If you were not born in a hospital, that's why you can't control your inhibitions, because no one injected you.
2006-07-05 05:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by its just me!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you boy, i mean, thing, you need to go talk to somebody like a therapist. fruitcake does nothing for you exept make you doo doo. thats about it. Fruitcake is not something meant to DO IT with.
2006-06-28 16:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean, "fruitcakes"? or real fruitcake? If it's the first, that's okay. If it's the latter, I think if you ever asked me out, I would have one on hand to give you before I walked away....NO, BEFORE I RAN AWAY - REAL FAST-RUN LIKE HELL!
2006-06-28 16:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by lavenderbluelassie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose it is a fetish. But, I can assume you would be EXTREMELY easy to buy for, for Christmas. You're family must feel so lucky...fruitcake is cheap!
2006-06-28 16:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by SpiritWitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde, you just cracked me up with this question, almost swallowed a tonsil!!! I will never look at a fruit cake again without thinkin about this. Keep up the fun questions, the world need more people like you!!!!
2006-06-28 16:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by roskez13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With my boyfriend, it was mangoes, and I couldn't compete, so we more or less broke up and now talk mainly about theology. You don't eat the fruitcake afterwards, do you?
2006-07-11 14:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by chilixa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 13:44:00 · answer #7 · answered by joto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what do you do take the fruitcake in the bathroom and **** it? or what the hell? i am not sure why and at this point really don't care
2006-07-12 06:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by kevman0713 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a fruitcake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2006-06-28 16:21:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your a friut cake yourself.... or it might be a little fantasy you have like the guy form "american pie" he did a apple pie soooo yea i reakon thats a Q you need to ask a doctor? a "special" doctor
2006-06-28 16:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by hail_bby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋