He's so funny!!
2006-06-28 16:08:47 · 16 answers · asked by abby0619 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
"How did Mary die? A tire....HIT HER IN THE FACE!!"
2006-06-28 16:16:19 · update #1
I love him! He's freaking hilarious...so hyper! Did you see him on SNL a couple of months ago? That cashew bit almost made me pee my pants! : P
2006-06-28 16:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cant even say tht without laffing!!!
how did mary die?
A TIRE HIT HER IN THE FACE!!!
Why was she sticking her face in tires?
Oh no this tire hunted mary down. this tire was out for vengence this tire was not f*cking around as we would call it.
the kool-aid thing was hilarious i couldnt stop laffing
no dont touch me juice!!! u better fix tht wall before my dad comes home. he's gonna beat me w. a toaster he's not gonna believe a f*ckin jug of juice came crashing throught the wall!! yea crashing through walls is real f*ckin cool!!! using a door is cool!!!
dane cook is one silly b*tch
2006-06-29 20:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Kk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE Dane Cook soooo much!!! He is hilarious!!!! I saw him in the movie Waiting...OMFG!!!! He was soooo funny, not to mention I love his jokes and stories when he does stand up!!!!! OMG!!!!! Dane Cook is soooo hott!!!!!â¥
2006-06-28 23:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! he's the funniest guy alive. you need to watch Tourgasm on HBO. it's pretty funny! yea...i'm a major cook fan. supafinga out.
2006-06-28 23:11:48 · answer #4 · answered by A&F_17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I am a huge Cook fan. He is the best there is!!
2006-06-28 23:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN I LOVE DANE COOKE HE'S SO FUNNY. HE CRACKS ME UP!
2006-06-28 23:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by heyhey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me! I love all his comedy, but my favorite is the story of him working at Burger King and the woman saying "And the pickles...!" over his headphones!
2006-06-28 23:18:45 · answer #7 · answered by Janet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he is hilarious i have all his cd's on my ipod and always listen to him. his jokes never get old and he's from boston like me so he's the man.
2006-06-28 23:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by Mike D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I could shoot spaghetti from my fingertips.
2006-06-28 23:11:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might be if I knew who he was
2006-06-28 23:18:45 · answer #10 · answered by gerbil31603 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋