Don't take this question the wrong way, please!
I'm on busines travel and I'm accompanied by my co-workers who are some of my favorite people but also a bunch of clowns. We rip on each other constantly and it's really all in good fun. But I'm running out of put-downs and insults and need some suggestions. And we can't really cuss in front of our bosses. So now that "idiot" and "stooge" are totally played out... what are some other "picking on" kind of names to call someone, especially if you want to tell them they're dumb? Nothing racial or hateful, please!
(And they're really not dumb at all... you know how it is!!)
2006-06-28 16:07:51 · 11 answers · asked by dcgirl 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
ooh this'll be fun!
OK...
Thou crusty botch of nature, thou shalt get your just reward be it here now, or later, or even in the heavens, I cannot say, but still fie thee, and a pox on thee, and do thee away.
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they're intellectual you said??
you could use the short version:
Thou whoreson's crusty botch of nature, thou art the rudest and meanest creature which creapeth upon this earth, a pox on thee and do thee away.
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yea so all my insults are complex and in middle English...
so?
if you didn't understand that, how did you manage to graduate high school anyway??
lol
2006-06-28 16:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by The greatest and the best. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
with so many eyes why are you always in the dark Mr potato man.
when walking in the room slightly in front of the one your wishing to rag on do this ------- excuse me everyone allow me to introduce Mr stinky who apparently was off aim while wiping his backside this morning.
I just need to know one thing is when are you gonna graduate airhead academy.
wait wait before you speak let me take a nodoze <---once you do this nodoze will be a great insult name.
2006-06-29 14:44:54 · answer #2 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poindexter,Einstein,Shlepp,Tell them they fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
2006-06-28 23:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I through a stick will you leave?
Oh I'm sorry did I look interested?
2006-06-28 23:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by babygirl_k2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goat Breath.....Dog Boy......Shemdlap........Boob.......and my personal favorite "Whata Moroon!!!!" Bugs Bunny, 1968
2006-06-28 23:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by sfcjcl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you think of that all by yourself?
brainiac
handy
You must be gifted...
What time is Jerry Lewis coming back for you?
2006-06-28 23:44:38 · answer #6 · answered by 4kidsmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r funny. But looks aren't everything.
2006-06-28 23:16:16 · answer #7 · answered by girl person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love to call people Buffoon!
2006-06-28 23:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by doc_is 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
t i t s pervert and passion pants are funny I think
2006-06-28 23:11:31 · answer #9 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't fix stupid cause stupid is foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2006-06-28 23:13:04 · answer #10 · answered by You got Moxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋