Hey, don't get mad at me. Last night on Comedy Central, Carlos Mencia was cracking on beaners hanging out in front of Home Depot. That just set me to thinking...hmm. Anyway, tell me where you think zombies go to eat when they're looking for a little diversity in their diet. Points to whoever makes me laugh so hard that my brains come out my nose.
2006-06-28 15:57:39 · 10 answers · asked by he's gone 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Oh, haters -- don't bother posting. You make a no-no here, and I swear, I'll send zombies to your home.
2006-06-28 16:01:36 · update #1
Mencia did a hour-long stand-up show. He cracked on beaners hanging out in front of Home Depots, which I now gather is common in LA, where they recently built a place for them to wait inside. Really. There were so many hanging out, that they built them their own building to wait in. They wait to get picked up for day work, like people have done throughout US history, massing in places where they may be picked up for work. Anyway, truth, homes. Home Depot is the #1 beaner pick up site. I don't make this s**t up, and neither does Mencia.
2006-06-29 13:28:51 · update #2
Zombie Hoffa hangs out in the alley behind Luigi's. He just loves catching up with the old gang to chew the fat.
2006-07-01 13:43:56 · answer #1 · answered by no one here 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I don't get this, do alot of Mexicans hang out at the Home Depot? I just saw Carlos Mencia last night too, I didn't really get that. I never see Mexicans hanging out there, just usually a bunch of over weight white guys.
2006-06-28 16:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by mischa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i read this book on cannibals in the amazon once, a factual not fiction. they were saying that they didn't like to eat Westerners because our diet contained too much salt and made the meat tast too salty, but there was also this other tribe that dried the meat by salting it so they probably would care.
oriental people thought British people smelled of off milk when we first went over because of our diet and (not being rude) you can tell if someone has a spicy diet by the way they smell.
it's like with meat you or i would eat, corn fed chicken etc, you are what you eat and therefor everyone would probably taste different.
so your answer is a kind of yes, depending on if the Mexicans you speak of ate their traditional food or had a different diet.
as for if they'd go to home depot to get it, there is no home depot in England i don't even know what it is. but I'm assuming that's a racial slur as to Mexicans hang out at home depot. it'd be easier to just say Mexico because it's un deniable that there would be a large percentage of people in Mexico that eat traditional Mexican food...
sorry that answer wasn't funny so the zombies will have to rip your head of the traditional way to not go hungry tonight.
2006-07-05 08:49:24 · answer #3 · answered by elf 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually, from what I've seen, Zombies would catch plenty of snacks that're fattened-up on MacDonalds, meat and potatoes, and other middle-class American calories if they dined at the Home Depot...but they'd get much much fatter if they went to Wal-Mart for a little snacky-poo.
The Zombie expert below (madcrisscross) is a hoot!!!! Have you read "Monster Island"? it's all about zombie behavior and what people can do to avoid becoming objects d'nosh.
2006-06-28 16:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by MizKitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok they would actually go to both home depote and taco bell.. butthey would get tremouds gas from the taco bell mexicans cus they have the hot sauce there...next they would check out cars with more the 5-7 people in them and the guys who sell orangess on the side of the road... HAHAHAHAH..........
give me my points.
2006-06-28 17:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is just to imform you that you are totally wrong and ignorant of zombie behaviour. They have no taste in food. Why don't we see them in Japan or Italy even China. They are what we call opportuntiy eaters. They will eat anything that they can get their teeth into. You are obviously too smart to be a zombie. And, if you watched more zombie movies you wouild see just how dumb they are. This error by the way is known as poetic fallacy attributing human qualities to dumb zombies.
2006-06-28 16:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by madchriscross 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I dont know, but ,Why don't they call the Phone company in Mexico, "Taco Bell"?
2006-06-28 16:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by gregory g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They go to FotoMat when they want to snap some fast Japanese. Heh-heh-heh.
2006-06-29 15:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Bender 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What if they fancy a curry
2006-07-06 00:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess so if they are hungry and want be farting brains
2006-07-05 14:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by myangel_101211 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋