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"MAN! I forgot, I was supposed to work today, can I borrow your car, mine broke down!"

Lovely huh?

2006-06-28 15:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer 3 · 0 0

She said she wished she was sucking my cock so I obliged her and pulled it out and slid it in her mouth to which she was so thankful she sucked it best ever and swallowed the whole load.

2006-06-28 16:38:41 · answer #2 · answered by windyy 5 · 0 0

...we have a play in school..and we are doing a final dress rehearsal with our principal..my leading man told me in the middle of the drama.."I have to fart..i`m so sorry"..hahahahah!!!!

2006-06-28 15:55:20 · answer #3 · answered by dessingsontamez 2 · 0 0

I was kinda into it heavy with my ex, and i started to say, just %&$# me!...... Cuase, well, it was gettin good, but it came out j o o o o......... like the name joe........ he stopped, and left, and was convinced for a month i was seeing a guy named joe........

2006-06-28 16:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dusty oh dusty. And that's notmy name.

2006-06-28 15:55:16 · answer #5 · answered by choctawdeer 2 · 0 0

"uh..whats your Dad look like?"...=)

2006-06-28 16:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by *toona* 7 · 0 0

bull ****! you're so cool, baby!!

2006-06-28 15:55:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dogman 61 3 · 0 0

i have to fart

2006-06-28 15:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by angela934 3 · 0 0

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